A Caption Contest

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Doorwarden of The Mark
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This season in Dwarven fashion: Hoods are OUT; Umbrellas are IN!

Istari Sage
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The dwarves were so uncomfortable above ground that they used umbrellas to simulate the crushing weight of thousands of tons of dirt and rock.

Elven Enchanter
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While watching a fellow dwarf attempt to fly, Fili and Kili realise that having umbrellas does not automatically make you Mary Poppins.

Ilmarë
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"What do you mean, these movies will be horrible? Look at these perfectly in-world props!"

Stablehand of The Mark
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Kili just realized that Fili was proudly working for the Umbrella corporation...

Storyteller
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"You haters can't hurt us from under here!"

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Kili wondered where that hot Elf chick had gone, and after he went to the trouble to get this this umbrella so she wouldn’t get her hair wet!

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Kili was beginning to be a bit suspicious of the whole "umbrellas will keep you safe from roving bands of orcs and other disasters" thing, but Fili was just happy his looked like a peppermint.

Ent Ancient
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An Unexpected Journey, but long expected weather.

Craftsman of Gondor
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Kili tried to get into it as they posed for the cover of Dwarves Illustrated...

New Soul
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Hahaha, these are all awesome! I think I'm going to go with @Lucifer. Over to you!!

New Soul
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Thanks, @Gwai!

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Gandalf couldn't believe Bard shot down his moth messenger

Bard: Listen, old man, call me Pirate Legolas of the Caribbean one more time and a lot worse will happen next time.

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The actors stare at the greenscreen being erected behind them, and one of them whispers, "What is this new devilry?"

Stablehand of The Mark
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Bard and Gandalf had expected some funky costumes for Halloween, but they had never expected to see Smaug dressed like a sparkly unicorn!

New Soul
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Gandalf and Bard both began wondering if they had made a poor career choice

Storyteller
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"I know the dwarves are an odd bunch, but do they really have to moon us like that?"

Elven Enchanter
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Bard and Gandalf suddenly realised why the eagles needed their own private accommodations.

New Soul
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Ahhh, this is hard. Okay, I wanna give honorable mention to Boromir88 for extra sassy nerd references, and I know I'm predictable, but I'm choosing mooning dwarves because it made me giggle a lot-- take it away, @Dwimerkins

Storyteller
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Why thank you, my Toasty friend! :smiley24:

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Craftsman of Gondor
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Frodo to himself "So...this is what it feels like to be taller then someone else. "

Chef
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"Is that really what my hair looks like in the back?"

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The two watched, in growing horror and confusion, as Merry and Pippin performed their new traveling show: "Two Hobbits Bury Each Other Slowly With Pipe Weed."

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Frodo: Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
Son: Yeah! *grumps*

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So that is what happens when you try to clone a hobbit …

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Frodo: "Execute order 66? I think you're on the wrong frequency, sir"

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Frodo accidentally let slip that his brother was actually adopted

Storyteller
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@Menolly, you're the winner this round! That caption definitely matches his expression. :smiley9: You're up!

Chef
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I maaaaaay have cribbed that from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer...but I'll take it! Thanks Dwim.

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Elven Enchanter
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Sam and Frodo both watch with great concern the contestants of the first ever Middle Earth bouldering competition.

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It was a risque painting, no doubt about that. Frodo believed he was seeing some new meaning of life in it, somehow, but Sam was just offended.

Chieftain of The Mark
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Sam: Rope? Nope, Mr Frodo I packed extra lembas instead...

Doorwarden of The Mark
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Not even entering my own now, @KingODuckingham - very well done! :smiley22: :smiley9:

Storyteller
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"So that's how the fell beasts mate..."

Ilmarë
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Sam and Frodo deeply regretted looking up at Gollum as he climbed, for they were granted a peek under his loincloth...

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The lighting technician on site began crying with relief. Finally, an actor had found their light.

@Moriel (so you can appreciate this moment.)

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Sam: Look, Mr Frodo, the Eagles have come!

Frodo: "No Frodo, the Eagles can't fly you to Mordor, they said."

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The hobbits had mixed feelings. They were hungry after toiling through Mordor for so long...but were they willing to risk Taco Hell?

Chieftain of The Mark
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:smiley9: @Tarawen

Chef
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@Tarawen wins this one, and please let me never think about what Gollum's loincloth hides again. :smiley12: You're up!

Ilmarë
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Whoaa, I think this might be my first-ever Plaza caption contest win! Sorry-not-sorry for making you think about what's underneath the loincloth, @Menolly. :smiley9:

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You can see why Denethor favored Boromir: he was the son who maintained proper pose when someone photobombed the Steward Shoot.

Elven Enchanter
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No one ever talks about the third son of Denethor . . .

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The Boromir Fan Club announced they're getting matching T-shirts

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Faramir: So he's the one who's been lighting our stuff on fire-
Boromir: Shhhh- I told you not to look at him! Just keep smiling and back away slowly.

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While Faramir and Boromir laughed about old times, the Fell Beast swooped down to take its prey.

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Boromir publicly announced he and Faramir would compete in the Inter-realm "Walk to Mordor, pub crawl" for team Gondor!

Ilmarë
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Hahaha these were all amazing. @Dimcairien Luiniel's made me literally lol, so - you're up!

Elven Enchanter
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This is probably one of the first times that I've won a Caption Contest.
Here's the next crazy pic:

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Istari Sage
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"There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for the treachery of drawing me like this." -- Treebeard, probably.

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