Mordor Caption Contest

[Dwim]

This is a great choice. My entry:

When he told the Maiar they could choose their own physical forms, Eru was not expecting this.

[Burnt Toast]

All righty- I love the twist into the weird cartoon world. XD Here's mine:

"WEERAGHHHHAALLL JHAAAGOOOBAA GOOBAA GOOOLLLLLUNKA DOO GRAAAAAAKK GOOBAA GOOBAA GOOOO!"

And then everyone collectively pooped their pants.

[Gwai]

Shelob: What do you mean, spiders don’t have bunny ears?

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

I had forgotten how bizarre some of the characters look in the animated ones.

"There is a reason why no one ever invited Shelob to join in the Halloween festivities."

[DEATH]

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

"Not you, you fat ugly spider."

[Boromir88]

In a cross-over series, Gandalf was completely unaware his curse to turn Harry Potter into something unnatural was going to rebound.

[Baphởmet]

These were all truly wonderful and weird! Thank you all. However, I think @Dwim had the best one. It's all yours now my friend.

[Dwim]

Sweet! Thanks Frosty. :smiley8: Here's the new one:

[Baphởmet]

Pippen realized that there were going to be serious consequences to shaving Legolas' hair

[Boromir88]

When Pippin was referred to Dr. Hald-Ear for an ear ache, the examination was not what he was expecting.

[Gwai]

This was a bad moment for that laxative Pippin took this morning to start working

[KingODuckingham]

Pippin didn't want to marry the Moria troll that had chased him down, but it was a shot-bow wedding.

[Idesinholde]

Maybe suggesting that the Horse Lords should wash more had been a mistake...

[Burnt Toast]

It was then that Peregrin realized- he had left the stove on back in the Shire.

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Pippin deeply regretted volunteering to participate in a reenactment of William Tell.

[Volgavia]

"Are you sure this is the best way to clean my ears?"

[Marceline]

A lifetime of foolish mistakes flashed before Pippin's eyes in his final moments.

[Dwim]

Excellent entries from you all. But I have to give this one to @Boromir88, for making my partner ask what made me laugh out loud. Your turn! :D

[Boromir88]

Thank you @Dwim

In memory of Sir Ian Holm, I think I'll choose one of my favorite scenes from the first movie.

RIP Ian.

[Dwim]

"And if you're picking mushrooms, make sure they're at least this big."

[KingODuckingham]

Bilbo tries to explain to the little children the math on liking less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

[Nessila]

And I had him, I had him by the neck and I almost got him before he slipped away!"

[Burnt Toast]

Bilbo had been sitting, frozen, for over an hour now, perhaps too committed to his impression of a troll exposed to sunlight.

[Gwai]

The children wondered if they would be Bilbo's age by the time he finished his story

[Boromir88]

Bilbo was performing his dramatic re-enactment, for the hobbit children, of who the next caption would go to:

"It's far too short a time to decide among these excellent and amusing submissions, but the next caption goes to... @Sil’s Fool "

:D

[Burnt Toast]

Thanks! Here's the next one:

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Legolas quickly realised that learning the sword dance was a lot more complicated than he had originally thought.

[Baphởmet]

Legolas was fed up with babysitting Samwise's eleventy-billion children.

[KingODuckingham]

Legolas thought he looked cool, so he couldn't understand why everyone was booing and telling him "that's not what Elves are like"

[Lirimaer]

The hairdresser had taken off a leetle too much at the back.

[Dwim]

Legolas to the Rohirrim: "One more joke about my hair, and I'll cut this pole down."

[Boromir88]

Legolas left the bar a little intoxicated and was immediately stopped by the guards to take a sobriety test.

[Burnt Toast]

@Lirimaer, I'm passing it off to you! XD That poor hairdresser...

[Lirimaer]

Merci, M. Toast. Here we go again:

[KingODuckingham]

Frodo found out too late that the Tide Pod Challenge was more immediately lethal than the Carry the One Ring to Mordor Challenge.

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

"I'll never use bad words again!" thought Frodo while getting his mouth washed out with soap for using some not-so-nice words in the local hobbit school.

[Marceline]

Frodo was not impressed by Gollum’s entry into the loogie contest and immediately began preparing his own.

[Gwai]

It turned out the rumor about combining pop rocks and soda was true

[Baphởmet]

Frodo had been the spit bubble champion back in the Shire and he was about to remind Samwise just how disgusting he could be.

[Boromir88]

Before setting off for Mordor, it became clear he forgot to get a rabies shot.

[Burnt Toast]

Frodo was incredibly underwhelmed by the so called "Delicious and Perfectly Tasty Mint™" flavour of the new toothpaste Sméagol had brought him.

[Dwim]

Frodo resorted to gross tactics in an effort to to beat the Great Eye in their staring contest.

[Lirimaer]

Ha. All your captions made me smile. I'm giving it to @Boromir88 for the AU he just sparked in my brain.

[Boromir88]

Heh thanks @Lirimaer . Maybe another image from Bakshi...

Gandalf: I see into the near future more funny captions!

[Baphởmet]

Gandalf's stories always got weird after he had a few pipefulls with Bilbo.

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Things always got very interesting when Gandalf attempted to play charades with the Hobbits

[Marceline]

What do I have up my sleeves, you ask? ~*~MORE SLEEVES~*~

[Burnt Toast]

"Oogity boogity lemon spoogity! Whoopty doopty now your pants are full of soupty!"

No one had the heart to tell Gandalf that his degree from Wizard Super Spells University™ was probably a scam.

[Mojo]

Only now, at the end, do you understand. Now, Young Skywalker, you will die.

[Lúthien Tinúviel]

It was a few minutes later that Gandalf realised he had not smoked the regular marijuana.