Mordor Caption Contest

[Giliathriel]

"When I told you you should think about settling down, Arwen, this isn't really what I had in mind..."

[Dwim]

"Arwen, there's something I need to tell you. There was a mix-up with the rings. We threw your wedding ring into Mount Doom."

[Boromir88]

Elrond: Your brothers send their apologies about all the kissing cousin jokes they made

[Lirimaer]

"It's not too late, Legolas is still single ..."

[Wamba_the_Fool]

"I told you he would wear that stupid swan-wing thing on his head!"

[Gwai]

Elrond was so proud his daughter could contribute so much to the War of the Ring...that banner was, well, exactly like all the other ones

[Marceline]

Elrond stifled a giggle and averted his eyes when he noticed that the groom's fly was undone. Arwen, transfixed by his eyes, noticed nothing

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Thank you all for your wonderful captions. Like always, choosing a winner is very difficult, but @Lirimaer's made me laugh the most. You're up!

[Lirimaer]

Thank you - let's have a pretty one.

[Wamba_the_Fool]

"Remarkable! So life-like! And no-one thinks it is but a statue when they first see it?"

"Not a one! Eventually the slightly plastic sheen on the skin gives it away, and the unnatural hair-line, but the initial effect is still quite stunning."

[Dwim]

"A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Then just one sip, and a lowly Silvan elf is attracted to dwarves. Oh hi, Tauriel!"

[Giliathriel]

"Do you think anyone will notice that this is actually Southfarthing wine? Hopefully no one catches me drinking this embarrassing hobbit stuff." *sips* "So good though."

[Boromir88]

@everyone's entry

*snoring sounds* Thranduil suddenly decided to fake falling asleep and then maybe Legolas would finally shut up about all his problems.

[Lirimaer]

@Dwim lol, seems plausible! Take it away!

[Dwim]

Thanks @Lirimaer!

Here's our new picture:

[Lirimaer]

When you're filled with affection you're too shy to convey -
Meditate my direction. Feeeeeeel your way!

[Baphởmet]

Aragorn how many times have I told you, wash your face! You’re breaking out all over the place. Have you been using that Mane and Tail Facial Scrub I gave you?

[Boromir88]

@Dwim You might have difficulty picking, this is a hilarious picture.

"Crazy eyes! Did you call me Crazy Eyes to Gimli? Look in my eyes! Do these look crazy to you?"

[Lirimaer]

You better shape uuuup! 'cause I need a man!
Who can keep me satisfiiiiiiiied.

[Giliathriel]

When was the last time you saw a dentist, Aragorn? Your breath should not smell this bad.

[Wamba_the_Fool]

It was then, right when she leaned in for a kiss, that Eowyn realized he wasn't Aragorn - it was his stunt double!

[Androthelm]

You've got something in your teeth... Hang on, hang on... I've almost got it...

[Gwai]

"It's time to face facts and get a real job, Aragorn! You're never going to make it on Dancing with the Stars!"

[Dwim]

These were all awesome entries, but I feel that @Vampire Bob's most accurately described the facial expression. You're up!

[Baphởmet]

Dwim, you are far too kind, but since you've given it to me, I think I'll torture you all with this version of Legolas:

Now show me what you've got!

[Dwim]

Film director: "Legolas, if you want more screen time you're going to have to let the make-up and wardrobe people spruce you up a bit."

[Wamba_the_Fool]

In spite of all that time in front of the mirror, Legolas's "smolder" just came off as more "condescending disgust."

[Marceline]

Producers: When we said we wanted to make a finger puppet version of Lord of the Rings, we did NOT mean “just glue some hair and draw a face on your thumb”

[Androthelm]

"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf."
"Yeah, me neither dude."

[Boromir88]

Gimli's home cooked dwarf meal of "red meat off the bone" did not agree with Legolas' delicate stomach.

[Gwai]

The animated LOTR director couldn’t afford Disney’s illustrators, and this was the unfortunate result

[Baphởmet]

Gonna have to give this round to @Androthelm! That caption perfectly encapsulates the “Eww don’t touch me” face Leggy has going here. Take it away!

[Androthelm]

Very well, very well -- the animated stuff is just too good to pass up

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[Baphởmet]

The rats in Isengard's basement were becoming a real problem. They'd eaten their way into Saruman's Red Bull cache and had gotten wiiiings

[Boromir88]

Gandalf fell victim to one of Middle-earth's classic blunders...never get in a tickle fight with a Balrog.

[Gwai]

Gandalf was in a hurry to dispatch the vampire. He knew how this sort of thing went: in another few ages and in another realm, people would start to write stupid books about them.

[Lirimaer]

Oh no, oh no, he's gonna have a coronary. *backs away up the stairs* just sit down, sir, and I'll get you a cup of tea. You shouldn't get so excited at your age ... put down the sword before you fall down. I'm only thinking of your health...

[Dwim]

Gandalf: "I know you ate Frodo! I will cut him out of you, if it's the last thing I do!"
Balrog: *belches*

[Giliathriel]

Frodo calm down! You're so hungry you've turned into a balrog! Here, have a snickers.

[Rior Laegiel]

The Red Book of Westmarch now comes with pictures. This is Frodo's drawing of Gandalf fighting the Balrog.

[Raisins]

Just when you thought LARP art couldn't get any worse for trying to show some of the costumes and characters one might play. This happened.

[Wamba_the_Fool]

"No, Mr. Howe, we were looking for something a little more... dynamic."

[Lirimaer]

@Androthelm stop being busy for a weeeeeeeee second!

[Raisins]

#2 No that's not how you do the cha cha

[Androthelm]

!! @Lirimaer thank you for tagging me. I had totally forgotten this thread and literally happened to check the plaza today for the first time since I stepped back.

That being said, I loved your caption best as well! Go ahead and take the next one!

[Lirimaer]

Thank you - let's do a Disney villain meet and greet!

[KingODuckingham]

The bird glares angrily at the queen, finding her chin tilt game to be weak in comparison to his Maleficent's.

[Marceline]

On this edition of “Who Wore It Better?”... these two smug villains and a high-collared purple cloak!

[Dwim]

Now for the final round of the pageant... it's time to decide who has the pointiest head. It's the horns, versus the beak, versus the crown!

[Boromir88]

Diablo: See I told you, Maleficent, just look at the color of her upper lip. She stole it! Your favorite shade of lipstick!