A Caption Contest

[Baphởmet]

When your kinky but don't like the feel of latex

[Dwim]

"With each film slated to be almost four hours long, budget cuts have become increasingly necessary. Unfortunately, one of those cuts means Gollum must now look like a weirdo in a costume rather than a CGI work of art."

[Pallador]

Hey Aragorn, swing him around a few times. Maybe some of that stink’ll blow off him!

[Nerwen Nuke-queen]

But you said you were going to play the doggy!

[Eldy Dunami]

"This leash demeans us both."

(If The Simpsons' baby translator worked for Gollum. )

[Thalionwen Hunigfolm]

These were all STRONG CONTENDERS But @KingODuckingham , yours made me *actually* laugh out loud, so I declare you winner of this round. Next picture is yours!

[KingODuckingham]

Alright! Time to figure out how to post an image to the new plaza!

[Karis Ziranphel]

"You've got this contest. Just keep your focus. More fierce, and sell the makeup."

[Liläth]

Saruman: "what do we want?"
Uruk hai: "...uhhh...More hugs?"
Saruman: "Yes, more hugs and when do we want it?"
Uruk hai: "Now?..We want the hugs now!"
Saruman: "Ok, get out there with your bad, sticky self! Demand those hugs!"

[Marceline]

Saruman: "Umm...."
Lurtz: "What?!" *breathes heavily*
Saruman: "Did you not hear the lady on youtube specifically say to put the the blue glittery eyeshadow on your EYELIDS?!"

[Dwim]

Uruk with indigestion: *blurghh*
Saruman: "I gave you one instruction, do NOT eat the halflings. You better find a way to excrete that Ring, and make sure it's clean before you give it to me!"

[Pallador]

“Don’t let him get too close! You might get some of that stink on you!

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

[Rochindil Eltoran]

When that Wish order for a hunk arrives and its not exactly what you wanted but you'll make do because muscles and faces can be covered with a paper bags.

[Nerwen Nuke-queen]

You are a strong, independent woman.

[KingODuckingham]

@Liläth I like the image of Saruman being a motivational speaker. Now find us a new image!

[Liläth]

Yaaayyy!! Ok, here you go people.

[Gwai]

Aragorn smiled confidently at the beauty contest judges. Who said elves had the better hair? He was a shoo-in

[Eldrith]

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.

[Baphởmet]

That nervous smile you have when you realize your crush is your 5th cousin 87 times removed

[Thalionwen Hunigfolm]

I feel like this round's entries are especially good, I can't even think of anything to compete but I sure am enjoying them

[Liläth]

@Frost your up. out of the others, it made me laugh the most.

[Baphởmet]

Alrighty lads, lasses, and everyone in between, it's time to make me laugh!

[KingODuckingham]

"Did you hear that, Merry? My new contract says I am legally taller than you!"

[Thalionwen Hunigfolm]

"What do I think about the script for The Hobbit? Well I...I think we should ask Dom first!!! Dom, what do you think???"

[Gwai]

Pippen: "Look, Merry, this guy has a list of the top hundred 2nd Breakfast places too!!"

[Arothir]

Merry's reaction after learning that Pippin traded away half of their salaries for a third breakfast in the new contract.

[Dwim]

Pippin: "Look! I've got singing lines in Return of the King! Do you wanna hear them now?"
Merry: "Ehhh....."

[Baphởmet]

Well done everyone! I laughed at them all, but I have to pick one of you so @Arothir you're up!

[Arothir]

All right, here we go!

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[KingODuckingham]

Two hobbits realizing Ted Sandyman has been testing a bulldozer all the way through Bywater, colorized (1419 SR)

[Dwim]

"If I see one more film crew in the Shire..."

[Marceline]

Husband: eruguhghhehg
Wife: LOOK at what your beef stew and taters did to my husband! I demand a public apology and full payment of his medical bills!

[Gwai]

The Sackville-Bagginses were not impressed by the night club getting put in across the street

[Arothir]

All of these were good, but @Gwai gets this one! Your turn to post!

[Gwai]

Happy captioning!

[Eldrith]

Your expression after being forced to listen to the ten hour version of "We're taking the hobbits to Isengard"

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Your face when you realise that your perfectly perfect hair is no longer perfect.

[KingODuckingham]

That face when Eowyn is headed your way with a great thick bowl of soup.

[Boromir88]

Legolas did not expect Gimli to follow through with his dare to place mumakil droppings in Aragorn's boots.

[SidraLockel Eltoran]

When you hear Lord Elrond recount how Thorin and company bathed in the Rivendell fountains.

[Elvheimdros]

"That orc must use the same conditioner I do!"

[Lailyn]

"I have to appear in TWO The Hobbit films? I'll never get to go West at this rate..."

[Allacan ob Burzum]

"Bless you" Gimli stated prematurely, and then laughed as the frustrated Legolas found himself in that terrible limbo of desperately needing to sneeze, but not quite managing to.

[Almarëa Mordollwen]

"What do you mean, we're adding a love triangle to the script???"

[Marceline]

Young Orlando Bloom was understandably shocked when he looked into his future and saw his engagement to Katy Perry.

[Isolde Alarion]

"What do you mean my hairs out of place??!!"

[Gwai]

That face when Eowyn is headed your way with a great thick bowl of soup.

These were hilarious! @KingODuckingham I'm going to have to go with the soup! You're up!

[KingODuckingham]

Yay, thanks Gwai! How about some captions for a man of highest quality?

[SidraLockel Eltoran]

When you see Aragorn play the Friend card with Eowyn.