A Caption Contest
Caption this picture and make me laugh hard enough to snort beer out of my nose. Or mead. Or whatever. Rohirrim drink whatever, correct?
"Look at these wannabe's. Game of Thrones? Hah! As if that'll be popular!"
"You see that guy over there? He's gonna break your legs if you so much as THINK about making any Magneto jokes."
Hey Gandalf, where did you find that hat?
"Returning to the Fanatics Plaza should be a breeze. It's been a long while, though. Do you think these costumes for our characters will be plausible?"
"Sure. We'll all just jump in like we used to back in the early 2000's. Back then, nobody minded if we ordered a hamburger in the pub or had a jacuzzi in Khazad Dum or if we God-moded the GM's storyline. We figured it out then and we'll figure it out now."
"Sure. We'll all just jump in like we used to back in the early 2000's. Back then, nobody minded if we ordered a hamburger in the pub or had a jacuzzi in Khazad Dum or if we God-moded the GM's storyline. We figured it out then and we'll figure it out now."
"Guys look, Viggo's being arrested for swinging his sword in public!"
“That was his tooth! Did anyone else see that? His tooth went flying when he jumped down.”
"Second star to the right, and straight on till morning."
"Look, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."
"Think we should do something about that?"
"Nah."
"Think we should do something about that?"
"Nah."
"So I'm gonna tap that guy's shoulder, then you guys steal his doughnuts!"
Sir Ian: "So help me, PJ, Orlando, if those other guys beat us in the dance off because you guys are busy goofing off, I'm gonna go full Magneto on this place".
"You can pass, you know?"
hahaha Bain yours was my favouriteBaingíl Randír wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 4:01 am "Look, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."
"Think we should do something about that?"
"Nah."
Do you/anyone else want to post the next pic?!
"Is that the 90s? Can we please go back to the 90s I've got a baseball cap and everything?"
Thanks, Sil!
Let's see, how about some captions for this.
Let's see, how about some captions for this.
"It comes in pints?!"
"Narv's in control of everything!?"
“The Plaza is back?!? I can’t believe it!”
Wait, something fun can actually happen in quarantine?
Look at all the spamming and glomping!
The gang was surprised to learn that they did, in fact, leave with the oven on.
The look that occurs when you're told you cannot destroy the ring as travel restrictions have been implemented across Middle Earth
You mean all we had to do was go down the market, buy a bottle of bleach and inject him with it?
Is....is that freely available yeast?]
"Toilet Paper"
"What do you mean, I can't see my hair stylist?!"
Garlic!! On Bread!?!
Family Stealtharm | Sil's #1 Property | Knowledge of a woman, pride of a dwarf | Khazâd ai-mênu!
'Twas a difficult decision, but I choose this caption as the one that made me chuckle the most.Aelita Sedryn wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 5:58 am The gang was surprised to learn that they did, in fact, leave with the oven on.
Next pic is up to you! Or someone else if you'd rather not, I suppose.
"After the 10th mug of ale my arm remained like this"
When your arm is in cramp but people think you are cheering so you just keep smiling in agony to not dissapoint
Little bonsai tree
"See this bicep? This is what happens after you CARRY the entire Fellowship during this entire Quest!"
Not all who wander are lost...except that guy. He's DEFINITELY lost.- JRR Tolkien, probably
Sam felt awkward. "Um, yes, Mister Frodo, I can definitely tell you've been working out".
Third Marshal of the Mark
Meduseld Éored
No no no, we agreed to go on shoot. Rock Paper Scissors shoot!
Sam: "Look, Mr. Frodo, my hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my wrist."
Frodo: "Well MY hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my bicep."
Sam: "No, I'm afraid you just have small arms".
Frodo: "Well MY hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my bicep."
Sam: "No, I'm afraid you just have small arms".
"114 rolls of toilet paper, Sam? Bill is not going to be able the carry that. Sam you need to see the apothecary of you need that much toilet paper".
Huorn of Fangorn
All of the entries were great, but I must declare @Reikon Suchi-ru as the winner! You can share the next pictureReikon Suchi-ru wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 1:59 pm "See this bicep? This is what happens after you CARRY the entire Fellowship during this entire Quest!"
Ooh fancy! Well here goes:
Not all who wander are lost...except that guy. He's DEFINITELY lost.- JRR Tolkien, probably
How do you like your Hobbit?
Raw, rare, medium rare, toasted?
Raw, rare, medium rare, toasted?
Kill-Stealing Skirt Wench
When others ride out to win renown, let me chosen to tend the house.
When others ride out to win renown, let me chosen to tend the house.
(Speaking with voice of the ring) You are getting very, very sleepy. When I say Baggins you will wake up but will remember nothing of this tossing the ring into Mt. Doom nonsense!
"Should've pawned it when I had the chance"
Bealdorhaelend
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Lead Healer, Edoras Infirmary
Shopkeeper, Cwep Ciese
I would not destroy the one ring, but elijah wood :smiley8:
It had been a bad divorce, but Frodo felt the long journey to Mt Doom was worth it to finally get rid of that wedding ring. Just needed Sam to take the pic to post on on Insta, and they could come up with a clever hashtag over Second Breakfast
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If it swings anticlockwise, its a baby girl, and clockwise a boy!!
Family Stealtharm | Sil's #1 Property | Knowledge of a woman, pride of a dwarf | Khazâd ai-mênu!
It was a dirty job, but Frodo knew that recovering the ring from the toilet was preferable to telling his wife he'd lost it.
@Thalionwen with the win! Next picture is yours!
Not all who wander are lost...except that guy. He's DEFINITELY lost.- JRR Tolkien, probably
Fantastic, thank you!!! :smiley8:
Have at it, one and all!
Have at it, one and all!
Bealdorhaelend
Proud member of the Eastmark
Lead Healer, Edoras Infirmary
Shopkeeper, Cwep Ciese
Gondorian soldier in the background - "Excuse me, gotta go."
Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm
"Ugh, I knew I should have asked Mom for a goldfish instead."
Gondorian guy: "Bro, whatever they're paying you for this, isn't enough"
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