Mordor Caption Contest

"Going to Mordor!" Cried Pippin. "I hope it won’t come to that!"
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I was waiting for make-up tutorial criticisms, but you came close @Boromir88 😁

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Thank you @Lirimaer :grin: With Halloween past us, I suppose time to return to LOTR captions

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"Pippin, what are you doing to that pie?"

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@Lirimaer, oh my 🤣

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Well since we've already partially gone there...

Pippin was very upset that Denethor had decided to throw him out of band camp...

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"Sworn in to his service?? Now I will never get a chance to eat the white cakes!!! Bah!"

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Thank you for the hilarious captions everyone. I have to give it back to @Lirimaer for that classic American Pie reference. :lol:
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You really shouldn't encourage me! Let's go visit the Yrch.

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They don't want us to join their gang. Damn that hurts...

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Orcs were not adapting well to the new lockdown rules.
Grishnakh: What do you mean we need masks to enter? How about I take your legs, you don't need those.
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I guess most minions can't think of anything funny about this picture, since it's so close to home.

Let's have a new one, @Drifa
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Sure thing! Let the caption's begin!! Thanks!
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There is so much wrong in this picture I cannot even.

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Hobbits on left: "I've never seen such a large belt buckle!"
Hobbits on right: "Heheheh... yeah, belt buckle..."

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Aragorn obviously believes the best way to combat the forces of darkness is to fight without pants or sleeves.
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#1 - Aragorn and Sam had the same optician: a myopic petty dwarf who never came out of his cave.

#2 - There was a reason the Breelanders thought Strider was an odd duck.
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Aragorn: "Ouch, look... that devious pony has dislocated my finger."

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Pippin: 'We really shouldn't have tried the Athelas in our pipes. Man, how long has Strider been standing like that?'

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Aragorn ranger of the North was only scared of one thing. Poison ivy. The thought of it made him grimace.

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Aragorn: "It's time to show you hobbits the real Flame of the West!"

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Hee hee hee...@KingODuckingham your up!

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Yayyyyy Mom look I'm a winner wait don't read that Mom it's embarrassing, Mom stop what are you doing Mom don't judge me please

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Eowyn realizing on the eve of battle the entire company is vomiting uncontrollably. "Was it something I put in the soup?"
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It was hard remaining undercover when she couldn't stop sneezing.
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"How could he??" Eowyn realizing what the Dumb Orc just said about her. She was not a mere kitchen wench!!

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@Drifa :rofl: I guess I opened that door. :smile:
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@Lirimaer haha, nailed it. Been having a sneezy family myself this past week, so it's a bit too real in a way. Give us another one!

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:grin: Danke, @KingODuckingham
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After helping Frodo destroy the Ring, Sam felt he shouldn't have to do everyone's laundry anymore. So he washed all their trousers in hot water.
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Frodo pauses, smile fading. "Wait, what's all this then?" he asks nervously. "It's an intervention Frodo." Sam says, smiling kindly despite the hurt in his voice.

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Oh my goodness, what a terrific span of time to leave this thread.

@Boromir88 take it away! 👍
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Thank you @Lirimaer. Oof this week has been busy but exciting. So, I'm choosing my favorite pic I've come across:

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Aragorn tries to play it cool, but Boromir stares directly at the camera, as if to say "Yes, my hand IS the fault of this buffoon sitting next to me. No, I do not appreciate him right now."

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As The Fellowship of the Ring didn't pay much gold, some of the members found themselves performing in Abba tribute bands in their spare time.

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Before heading away for a little bit to get some things I need to in order.

@Woggy Hardbotom take it away, you're next, I love Abba. :lol:
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Whilst I am flattered, I do not have time tonight to either find a picture suitable for a caption contest, or find a free picture hosting website to host it. If anybody wants to jump in and post their own picture feel free; if not, I will have one up within the next 12 hours.

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My apologies for being 12 hours late, but here we go.

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The moment when Gimli realized that Pippin had accidentally dropped his prize mining pick down a crevice in Moria. Merry wonders how many hours longer Pippin will survive.

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Boy, that escalated quickly! *clutches pearls*
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@Nessa Saelind the floor is yours, and I very much appreciate the accurate quote despite the prolific meme.

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Thanks, Woggy ^_^ Here's one for the holidays past :lol:
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@Ta'leus Shieldsong you made me snort with laughter with this, so the floor is yours, good sir. :grin:
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