I was waiting for make-up tutorial criticisms, but you came close @Boromir88
The floor is yours.
Mordor Caption Contest
The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.
Thank you @Lirimaer With Halloween past us, I suppose time to return to LOTR captions
A Loquacious Loreman.
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Tis the season of Sean Bean prequel shows
"Pippin, what are you doing to that pie?"
@Lirimaer, oh my
"No, Pippin, we're fighting the greatest war of our time. We don't have TIME to eat a second breakfast."
"No, Pippin, we're fighting the greatest war of our time. We don't have TIME to eat a second breakfast."
Well since we've already partially gone there...
Pippin was very upset that Denethor had decided to throw him out of band camp...
Pippin was very upset that Denethor had decided to throw him out of band camp...
"Sworn in to his service?? Now I will never get a chance to eat the white cakes!!! Bah!"
Thank you for the hilarious captions everyone. I have to give it back to @Lirimaer for that classic American Pie reference.
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You really shouldn't encourage me! Let's go visit the Yrch.
They don't want us to join their gang. Damn that hurts...
Orcs were not adapting well to the new lockdown rules.
Grishnakh: What do you mean we need masks to enter? How about I take your legs, you don't need those.
Grishnakh: What do you mean we need masks to enter? How about I take your legs, you don't need those.
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I guess most minions can't think of anything funny about this picture, since it's so close to home.
Let's have a new one, @Drifa
Let's have a new one, @Drifa
The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.
Sure thing! Let the caption's begin!! Thanks!
There is so much wrong in this picture I cannot even.
Hobbits on left: "I've never seen such a large belt buckle!"
Hobbits on right: "Heheheh... yeah, belt buckle..."
Hobbits on right: "Heheheh... yeah, belt buckle..."
Aragorn obviously believes the best way to combat the forces of darkness is to fight without pants or sleeves.
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#1 - Aragorn and Sam had the same optician: a myopic petty dwarf who never came out of his cave.
#2 - There was a reason the Breelanders thought Strider was an odd duck.
#2 - There was a reason the Breelanders thought Strider was an odd duck.
The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.
Aragorn: "Ouch, look... that devious pony has dislocated my finger."
Pippin: 'We really shouldn't have tried the Athelas in our pipes. Man, how long has Strider been standing like that?'
Aragorn ranger of the North was only scared of one thing. Poison ivy. The thought of it made him grimace.
Aragorn: "It's time to show you hobbits the real Flame of the West!"
Hee hee hee...@KingODuckingham your up!
Yayyyyy Mom look I'm a winner wait don't read that Mom it's embarrassing, Mom stop what are you doing Mom don't judge me please
Eowyn realizing on the eve of battle the entire company is vomiting uncontrollably. "Was it something I put in the soup?"
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It was hard remaining undercover when she couldn't stop sneezing.
The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.
"How could he??" Eowyn realizing what the Dumb Orc just said about her. She was not a mere kitchen wench!!
@Drifa I guess I opened that door.
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@Lirimaer haha, nailed it. Been having a sneezy family myself this past week, so it's a bit too real in a way. Give us another one!
Danke, @KingODuckingham
Frodo: Okay, so those are the rules of Hide and Seek. Do you still want to play?
The world was fair in Durin's Day
After helping Frodo destroy the Ring, Sam felt he shouldn't have to do everyone's laundry anymore. So he washed all their trousers in hot water.
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Frodo pauses, smile fading. "Wait, what's all this then?" he asks nervously. "It's an intervention Frodo." Sam says, smiling kindly despite the hurt in his voice.
Oh my goodness, what a terrific span of time to leave this thread.
@Boromir88 take it away!
@Boromir88 take it away!
The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.
Thank you @Lirimaer. Oof this week has been busy but exciting. So, I'm choosing my favorite pic I've come across:
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Aragorn tries to play it cool, but Boromir stares directly at the camera, as if to say "Yes, my hand IS the fault of this buffoon sitting next to me. No, I do not appreciate him right now."
"I don't know... This ranger, king? He doesn't even know our Gondorian traditions, like shirts that button down to the midriff and making everything out of purple plush."
In the deeps of Time, amidst the Innumerable Stars
As The Fellowship of the Ring didn't pay much gold, some of the members found themselves performing in Abba tribute bands in their spare time.
Before heading away for a little bit to get some things I need to in order.
@Woggy Hardbotom take it away, you're next, I love Abba.
@Woggy Hardbotom take it away, you're next, I love Abba.
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Whilst I am flattered, I do not have time tonight to either find a picture suitable for a caption contest, or find a free picture hosting website to host it. If anybody wants to jump in and post their own picture feel free; if not, I will have one up within the next 12 hours.
My apologies for being 12 hours late, but here we go.
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The moment when Gimli realized that Pippin had accidentally dropped his prize mining pick down a crevice in Moria. Merry wonders how many hours longer Pippin will survive.
Boy, that escalated quickly! *clutches pearls*
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Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant
Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant
Pippin: Who put a "Kick me" sign on Gimli's back?
Merry: I don't know but I can't kick that high!
Merry: I don't know but I can't kick that high!
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde
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Merry and Pippen reading the tattoo Gimli was so proud of, neither of them having the heart to tell him that the elven symbols he thought meant "courage, strength, honor" actually meant "soup, meatball, breadstick"
Strange Fruit got holes in the flesh but it ain't gonn' spoil cause it never was fresh
@Nessa Saelind the floor is yours, and I very much appreciate the accurate quote despite the prolific meme.
Thanks, Woggy ^_^ Here's one for the holidays past
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Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant
Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant
Bombur: So, should we all just split the check 13 ways? I have eight dollars
Kili: All I had was a salad
Gloin: 30% gratuity? This is insane
Kili: All I had was a salad
Gloin: 30% gratuity? This is insane
Strange Fruit got holes in the flesh but it ain't gonn' spoil cause it never was fresh
Someone had said that if people had just voted Dain-ocrat they'd have all the mithril of Moria by now, and the mention of politics had immediately sent the table into an uproar. Bombur sighed heavily.
As the table flew into yet another argument, Bombur wondered if he might use the chaos to steal a sausage or two.
In the deeps of Time, amidst the Innumerable Stars
Once again Bombur, a follower of Thrainie Sanders, found himself in the middle of a raging political debate between the followers of Dain Bidenfoot and Thorin Oakentrump.
@Ta'leus Shieldsong you made me snort with laughter with this, so the floor is yours, good sir.
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Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant
Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant