ENTMOOT ENTERTAINMENT AT DERNDINGLE HOLLOW (LOGO)
CORRUPTED-GOLDBERRY MAIA (LOGO)
ENTMOOT ENTERTAINMENT AT DERNDINGLE HOLLOW (LOGO) AND CORRUPTED-GOLDBERRY MAIA (LOGO) present
A SWALLOWCOCONUT PLAY PRODUCTION
DIRECTED BY: FINGSANYA
CO-DIRECTED BY: SHRUBSTACHE THE ANGRY HUORN
TheTree BurrahobbitHobbit: A Somewhat Expected Quest
Inspired by the 2002 LOTR INSANITY Thread
Source for Movie Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WSL ... &forcehl=1
Previous the Hobbit INSANITY Thread: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=145
Main Thread: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=496
CASTING CALL: T(H)REE TROLLS TERRORIZE THIRTEEN (or so) TRAVELERS (also a Radagast scene)
Prompter- Dwarrow Elf
BY CATEGORY (you are encouraged to grab more than one part):
Thorin and Company:
Bombur- Fuin Elda
Fili- Queen Nerwen
Balin- Dimcairien Luiniel
Bilbo- Fairy Nuff
Radagast's Bird- Aerlinn
Radagast's Bird's Mate-
Sebastian the Hedgehog- Moriel
Giant Spiders- Lirimaer
Radagast's Large Rabbits- Dimcairien Luiniel
William- Fairy Nuff
Unnecessary Cameo included into script but with no scripted lines
??? (I will give you a choice of characters for you to play as)- Lirimaer
Previously on The Hobbit Insanity, Orco del Oro, along with his helper, Mordor Troll, decided to direct a reenactment of The Quest for Erebor. Some highlights in that RPG (viewtopic.php?f=14&t=145 ) include the death of the person who was supposed to play Tauriel, Dain earning the title of 'Oakenshield', an impromptu actor's union strike, the incapacitation of the director, Orco del Oro, and the complete collapse of the stage at the end of the curtain call. Those were just some of the highlights, so please feel free to revisit that thread.
Anyways, a new director has been appointed, and a new location has been setup in Derndingle over in Fangorn Forest. Derndingle was the clearing where they had the Entmoot you see, and it is one of the few clearings in Fangorn Forest where one could setup a theatre without getting grabbed by Huorns. The new director is Fingsanya, an affable being with dyed light-blue hair. She wants all the actors to have fun and enjoy themselves ^_^. Her co-director represents the Fangorn Huorn Contingent, Shrubstache the Angry Huorn. This huorn was once a shrubbery but has now become more entish and gained sentience. Shrubstache the Angry Huorn will ensure that all actors obey the many rules of Fangorn that have been etched along the Misty Mountains for all travelers to see, for there are many rules and Fangorn specifically discourages the use of paper.
Fingsanya trusts that the casted members, based on the prompt, can improvise the script. Shrubstache the Angry Huorn does not trust any of you, however, and has stone tablets with cues etched on them. Anyone who is brave enough to enter Fangorn Forest may see this theatrical performance. To compensate for their time and the danger of traveling through Fangorn Forest, they are given food, like fallen leaves; refreshments, including ent draughts; and Bruised Fruit. Boxes of Bruised Fruit are next to all audience members' seats. After all, ents only eat fruit that naturally falls off of trees and they expect you to do so as well.
FANGORN PROMPT SPECIALTY
During each prompt, all applicable actors will be assigned a different word they have to use a certain amount of times in their post. You will be penalized if you do not use the word/use it the incorrect amount of times.
FANGORN ROTTEN TOMATO MINI-GAME
All actors are 'voluntary' participants of the Fangorn Rotten Tomato Mini-Game. The game will occur immediately following the end deadline for a prompt (a prompt lasts for 48-72 hours, depending on said prompt). In this game, Shrubstache and any interested audience members can throw 1 item of whatever they wish at any actor they wish to target. Idle actors make great targets after all :). It will be recorded each time somebody is hit by fruit on the "Board of Rotten Tomatoes". This board shall be edited in the OP of the OOC thread and updated accordingly
1. All actors automatically enter the mini-game.
2. The mini-game will occur immediately after the end of a prompt and before the beginning of a new prompt
3. Audience members have 48 hours to choose 1 item to throw at one actor
4. Following the 48 hours, Actors have 24 hours to respond.
5a. A 6-sided die roll shall be cast. If actor does not respond, a result of 1 will result in a dodge, 2-6 will result in a hit.
5b. If an actor responds with a post I like (funny, serious, seriously funny, etc.), I will increase the dodge rate accordingly up to a die roll of 5 (1-5) resulting in a dodge.
6. Each time a person is hit, it shall be recorded on "The Board of Rotten Tomatoes"
7. If you get hit, 1 point will be deducted from your score on the board (e.g 0 becomes -1). Dodging will earn you one point, however (e.g 0 becomes 1)
8. There are hidden achievements in this game, and if you meet these arbitrary achievements, you will earn points in this RPG
9. Those who end with a score of at least a 0 or higher may automatically reprise their role for the next section of the RPG (the next casting call). Those in the negatives will have to manually sign-up again.
HIDDEN ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED
TEACHER'S PET (earn extra point(s) on the Fangorn vocabulary mini-game) (+10 individual points)- Lirimaer, Androthelm, Dimcairien Luiniel
MELKOR'S WHAT? (reference Melkor in a non-conventional manner) (+10 individual points)- Lirimaer
FOURTH WALL BREAKER (break the Fourth Wall in your first post) (+5 individual points)- Lirimaer, Androthelm, Fuin Elda, Dimcairien Luiniel, Sil
FLEXIBLE ROLE-PLAYER (successfully justify another RPer's questionable actions) (+20 points)- Lirimaer
CONSTANT VIGILANCE (defend yourself in the Rotten Tomato Mini-Game without anyone ever targeting you) (+10 individual points)- Lirimaer, Fuin Elda
I LIKE TORTOISES (interact with tortoises) (+5 individual points)- Fuin Elda, Sil
MIND READER (Somehow read the mind of another RPer) (+5 individual points)- Fuin Elda
YOU DON'T NEED A LIVING PET (interact with pet rocks) (+5 individual points)- Sil, Dimcairien Luiniel
TALL TALE (make up an outrageous story that probably is not true) (+5 individual points)- Sil
WRONG FRANCHISE I (remind the GM of a character from another franchise) (+10 individual points)- Androthelm
FASHIONABLY LATE (technically arrive late but post before the end of the first prompt) (+10 individual points)- Dimcairien Luiniel
Board of Rotten Tomatoes
Dimcairien Luiniel- 33
Fuin Elda- 27