Hard truths

"As for myself," said Eomer, "I have little knowledge of these deep matters; but I need it not."
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ahhhahah Lee's facial expressions for Saruman were so great, very funny when attached through blunt photoshops.

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Because it needs to be posted because I am still not over the fact Sean Bean survived Jupiter Ascending with a fight scene.

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hahahaha, brilliant. :rofl: :clap:
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:rofl: Sean Bean, a living, walking spoiler :lol:
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I mean I know this is saying it's from the UK... But honestly that MIGHT have been me. I was watching the trilogy on repeat on Netflix to try to get them to bring the EE's onto the canadian version.

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I also was doing a lot of sewing and was having it as background noise.

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@Fuin Elda I like to watch them as background noise too, but not sure about over 300 times in one year. heh.

I can't believe PJ left out one of the books chief characters. :googly:

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I mean, it's a legit question. Who IS Tom Bombadil, really?

And the 300 times thing is seriously impressive, but it's less impressive if it's not the extended editions... :rasp:

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Tom Bombadil not in the movies: "Ah man, PJ left out Tom Bombadil."

Tom Bombadil in the movies: "CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT PJ DID TO TOM BOMBADIL AAAAAAAAA;OIWOUHW987Y34TOJBSDFKJCVBLIHER4O9HQ34TJNSFDGPIUHWR"

After Faramir, the Scouring, and numerous smaller outrages, I'm thankful it's the former.

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@Wamba_the_Fool yes I definitely fall into the thankful it's the former category.

But now we should all agree that Sam was the "true" hero. Maybe if someone was unfamiliar with the books they were hoping for this ending? :lol:

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The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.

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Tom Bombadil is of course the one speaking here:

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He knew Illuvatar had it under control. :wink:

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Gandalf would be that guy. :mwahaha:

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"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it reads, 'One Ring to rule them all, bro'."
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An old meme format for an old plaza (in spirit):

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Happy birthday JRR Tolkien! :smile: (Although I don't think I'd consider this a nice present)

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I think it would be difficult to disagree with the above meme. On the other hand, when memes get spicy and hard to read because they are crammed with text:

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Hey now @KingODuckingham... They didn't get all the way to the Gap of Rohan. Although, I do wonder sometimes -- if they'd taken that route, might they not have made it to the ford before Theodred fell? What might have happened then?
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Well, I think Boromir would have likely read the Silm battles and probably about Turin, but he certainly would have skipped the Music, the chapters about Elves and the Akallabeth.

Still reasonably accurate as far as memes go...Denethor did have a blind spot named Boromir. :wink:

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Uhhh yeah this meme isn't funny but as a format it feels like the most fitting to belong in a thread called "hard truths"

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Oh look I've been called out. Thank goodness I have to get dressed a bit more because Amazon delivers to the post office only 20 minutes away.


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*raises I am in this photo and I don't like it banner* :lol:
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i have nothing to say i just wanted to clear all the March 27ths off the main page

hi nessa how's your march going

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Haha I'm sorry Narv I was a bit slow for this... I feel like this may be a case of too soon...

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So with the new image coming from the Amazon Prime LOTR TV series and the start date for when its suppose to air I am going to repost this lovely gif that I took off of Tiktok...

Which gives new meaning to Return of the King...

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A few fantastic memes that were lost to the blip.




Me when my family tries to tell me my niece is saying things that she wants. (she is not it's gibberish they just know what she wants because they know her cries and noises lol)

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@Revered Grandmother :rofl: Treebeard is definitely me when my nephew starts chattering.

"A just question, my liege."

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Love it a just question indeed @Boromir88 The answer is 'probably eating and smoking pipeweed. Possibly brewing and drinking ale.'

So I love the gender swapping of this one and then I got to Legolas and lost it.



Also yes me and my hobbity self when I stop myself from over eating so I will lose weight.


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I am getting ready to dig my potatoes. I have 7 varieties. I am totally a hobbit that I am very pleased with the number of potatoes I have.


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