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Doorwarden of The Mark
Points: 469 
Posts: 344
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:49 pm
Returning to work
After a four-day weekend
DO ALL THE THINGS - NOW!

Chieftain of The Mark
Points: 1 204 
Posts: 656
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 10:53 am
Overnight for me
Around Shropshire county, ho!
Tomorrow, sleep

:hobbyhorse:
- he hath not forgotten Image the face of his fathers -

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 530 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
On the brighter side,
more characters per point may
let my posts catch up.
May the Horse be with you.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Even a pointless
haiku has a purpose for
Elvh: stat-evening.
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
A pointless haiku
Shows selfless dedication
To art of poems

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 263 
Posts: 1843
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
“hobbitus ille”
two books by Thalionwen
arrived for my shelf
cave anserem
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New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Haiku to help posts
The counts remain uneven
Soon will level out
they/he/mischief

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 223 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
More emojis now!
Praise be @Narv, great Creator
Of our new Plaza.
:goodbye:
What is a legacy?
It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.

She/her

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
I sought mooning face
From many eons ago
Delight! It returns!
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
We thank @Moriel
for glorious emojis'
return to Plaza
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
No freaking way!! Wow.
It's taken me FIFTEEN YEARS
To realise something

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
That this smiley: :moon: is
Mooning, and not tail wagging
My mind has been blown
Burnt Toast wrote: Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:42 pm I sought mooning face
From many eons ago
Delight! It returns!
And it was that poem that did it. So thank you @Burnt Toast !! I'm kinda embarrassed though. I always thought it was meant to be some weird sheepish dog but just without all the other usual dog features except a tail.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Now that Nia knows
about the mooning smiley
we should be prepared...
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Nia wrote: Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:01 pm And it was that poem that did it. So thank you @Burnt Toast !! I'm kinda embarrassed though. I always thought it was meant to be some weird sheepish dog but just without all the other usual dog features except a tail.
That is amazing
I'm laughing so hard right now
Now a dog butt crack
they/he/mischief

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
Yes! All be prepared
Need to make up for lost time
Mooning everywhere

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
A whole weekend passed
With nary a haiku! Poor
Little haikuu thread
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
@Burnt Toast @Tarawen
Nia, Nia, Tarawen, Burnt Toast
Nia, Tarawen, Nia

:lol:

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
I appreciate
This ode to haiku-ers of
Late. Three cheers for us!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Uphold the haiku
And the haiku upholds you
That's what we three do
they/he/mischief

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
Smaug, The Ring and a
Wee sapling. What a funny
Old trio we are!

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 530 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
I suppose at some
point I should probably go
get some real work done.
May the Horse be with you.

Warrior of Imladris
Points: 1 565 
Posts: 1355
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 10:54 am
Bed was calling me
And I answered with a smile
Sleep is for the weak

Yet now I am old
I cannot see any good
in staying up late:

The next day is trash
Eyeballs like red hot marbles
Zombified shambling
The Wood-elves lingered in the twilight of our Sun and Moon, but loved best the stars.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Red hot marble eyes
Inspires a new type of bread:
Red hot marble rye

Which makes me think of
Seinfeld, comedic glory
in the nineties. Hee!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 530 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
The weather is hot.
The weather is really hot.
Let's not go outside.
May the Horse be with you.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
It has cooled here now
I leave the windows open!
Thank you, thunderstorm
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Yay! Haikus revived
No points but still the thread lives
for our amusement
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 530 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
There was a haiku,
named Bob. Why name a haiku?
Why not, I ask you.
May the Horse be with you.

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 373 
Posts: 256
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:40 am
Who names their haiku?
Why @Elvheimdros, that is who,
Doobeedoobeedoo.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Hamilton lyrics:
So many syllables, so
delightfully good
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Chef
Points: 810 
Posts: 406
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 5:03 am
I just realized
Alexander Hamilton
Seven syllables
they/them/actual hobbit in search of a merrier world

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 373 
Posts: 256
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:40 am
I hate Hamilton,
The musical, yes indeed,
Lin Manuel sucks.

OOC: Don't come for me Hamilton fans! I don't want a fight.

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 263 
Posts: 1843
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
I’m glad I watched it
with the subtitles switched on
or else much confuse
cave anserem
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Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Subtitles needed
For at least the first viewing
Lots of words to learn
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Master Torturer
Points: 1 136 
Posts: 840
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:10 am
Hamilton backlash
Was inevitable, but
Not wholly deserved


(IMO, ofc)
Loremistress Emerita | she/her

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 373 
Posts: 256
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:40 am
The rapping was bad,
For someone who loves hip hop,
Just my perspective.

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 263 
Posts: 1843
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
A fair perspective
I enjoyed the sung parts more
Some talents there, though
cave anserem
Image

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 373 
Posts: 256
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:40 am
Oh for sure my friend,
The singing parts were super,
There was talent there.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
A small breath of life
For our poor neglected thread
Of short poetry
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 263 
Posts: 1843
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
@Ta'leus Shieldsong
When did you join Khazad-dûm?
Don’t you miss your tree?
cave anserem
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Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
A storm is coming
Got to move the car somewhere
Not beneath a tree
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Loremaster of the Herd
Points: 1 555 
Posts: 955
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:18 am
Figuring out
how to take time for myself
at home is a test.
In the deeps of Time, amidst the Innumerable Stars

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 263 
Posts: 1843
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
storms filled the window
unexpected crashing rain
oh no my laptop
cave anserem
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Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Carbonated drinks:
fizzy bubbles rise from my
tongue into my nose
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 530 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
Hey! It's nice today.
Just eighty degrees, a breeze,
And sun hid by clouds.
May the Horse be with you.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Lunch hour is waning
Return to confounding code
Time to finish it
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 263 
Posts: 1843
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
I’m on holiday!
Still not leaving the house though;
Just not doing work
cave anserem
Image

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Overnight workin'
Means a half-day tomorrow.
Sleeping? What is that
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Esquire of The Mark
Points: 530 
Posts: 372
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:16 pm
August hints at Fall.
It's incomprehensible
that school's almost here.
May the Horse be with you.

Doorwarden of The Mark
Points: 469 
Posts: 344
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:49 pm
If it's just a sent-
-ence divided up, is it
really a haiku?

Doorwarden of The Mark
Points: 469 
Posts: 344
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:49 pm
Bugs buzz in the trees
Soon my telephone will buzz
And I will be bugged

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