Misfortune Cookies?

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Even though if fortune cookies don't really tell fortunes anymore. They sort of tell advice. I am quite creeped out by the 2 fortune cookies that came with the chinese food I got for lunch today. They sum up 2020.

The first one, had no fortune.

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The 2nd one I think must be trying to tell me I need to embrace the emptiness in the first one.

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I'm really creeped out and does anyone think I need to go quickly and get some more fortune cookies? I feel I need to change this negative energy.
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Embrace the emptiness. Be free of physical bonds forge a ring go for long walks in the woods alone... Avoid live laugh love signs

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The answer is always more cookies.
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This is, as you pointed out, quite on-brand for 2020.

Agreed with Moriel re: more cookies.
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I have also received an empty fortune cookie this year, and it was highly disappointing. And yes, you should definitely get more cookies.

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@Taethowen, wow it really is 2020. I can't remember ever getting one without a fortune before and you are right it is more disappointing.

More cookies it is. :grin:
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Misfortune cookies sounds like a spin off of Cards Against Humanity
Strange Fruit got holes in the flesh but it ain't gonn' spoil cause it never was fresh

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