Even though if fortune cookies don't really tell fortunes anymore. They sort of tell advice. I am quite creeped out by the 2 fortune cookies that came with the chinese food I got for lunch today. They sum up 2020.
The first one, had no fortune.
The 2nd one I think must be trying to tell me I need to embrace the emptiness in the first one.
I'm really creeped out and does anyone think I need to go quickly and get some more fortune cookies? I feel I need to change this negative energy.
Misfortune Cookies?
A Loquacious Loreman.
he/him
he/him
Tis the season of Sean Bean prequel shows
Embrace the emptiness. Be free of physical bonds forge a ring go for long walks in the woods alone... Avoid live laugh love signs
The answer is always more cookies.
Evil is a lifestyle | she/her
This is, as you pointed out, quite on-brand for 2020.
Agreed with Moriel re: more cookies.
Agreed with Moriel re: more cookies.
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.
I have also received an empty fortune cookie this year, and it was highly disappointing. And yes, you should definitely get more cookies.
@Taethowen, wow it really is 2020. I can't remember ever getting one without a fortune before and you are right it is more disappointing.
More cookies it is.
More cookies it is.
Last edited by Boromir88 on Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A Loquacious Loreman.
he/him
he/him
Tis the season of Sean Bean prequel shows
Misfortune cookies sounds like a spin off of Cards Against Humanity
Strange Fruit got holes in the flesh but it ain't gonn' spoil cause it never was fresh