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Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:08 am**

I'm not trying to rob you, Gandalf had said. But as soon as Bilbo turned his back, out came the grabby hands.

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:30 pm**

Welcome back to the Battle of the Longest, Pointiest Fingers! First up is Gandalf the Grey. Soon to come, defending champion, Saruman the White!

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:04 am**

Gandalf resorted to magic when he realized Bilbo was going to win the belly flop competition

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:05 pm**

Years wearing a Ring of Power had unnaturally lengthened Gandalf's ring finger.

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:47 am**

I had to read these all 10 times to try to determine the funniest one

Well done everyone on providing many laughs.

Next caption goes to @KingODuckingham , I suspect that was Gandalf's plan all along. Set Bilbo up as the 'burglar' of the Company, but the true burglar was Gandalf!

In my rereading of The Hobbit, there are several mentions of Gandalf eating more food and smoking more than anyone else in the company, when he was around!

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:23 pm**

Thanks! There really were some great ones, I love reading these threads. Have at ye!

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:48 pm**

Legolas knew that, despite how much it hurt, the dwarves' comment about his Snuggie not quite warrant a declaration of war.

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:55 pm**

Legolas' "Yo mama's so hairy" jokes didn't land well with the new critics.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:36 am**

“What did I say about short jokes!”

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:20 pm**

Legolas: "Hold me back, hold me back!"
Dwarf: "Hold me back, hold me back!"

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:04 pm**

On the left we have a tall beautiful blonde, coming in at 150 lbs, and on the right, a rough and gruff, ginger bearded shortie coming in at 250 lbs. Wait for it. Wait for it. The bell is about to ding!

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:58 pm**

At the Imladris Fashion convention, the Dwarven designers were enraged by the enormous height of the models.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:16 pm**

Center man: "Wait, wait, hang on everyone, I think my beard is about to take off!"
Man to his right: "Mine's already up in that tree over there!"

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:35 pm**

The Men trying to be peacemakers suggested everyone just needs to sit, calm down and look directly into the sun.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:37 pm**

The fight about whose wigs looked worse at the Council of Elrond took an unexpected and nasty turn.

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:51 am**

@Dwim , please take the floor. That's exactly how I see it now. Thanks for making me smirk everyone. Except you Nessila, I couldn't read you bright pink post. *nyeh*

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:02 pm**

Thanks Ducky! :mrgreen: Here's a new one for everyone:

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:55 pm**

Bilbo: "Look at the smoke ring, Gandalf. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy. When you wake, you will give all your longbottom leaf to Bilbo."

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:13 pm**

Bilbo and Gandalf stared at the smoke ring for a minute, concerned, as neither one had actually taken a puff yet.

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:31 pm**

Gandalf stared thoughtfully into the distance, pretending to listen while Bilbo tried yet again to sell him on a pipeweed multi-level marketing scheme.

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:57 pm**

Gandalf: I'm doing it! I'm moving it with my mind powers!
Bilbo: it's just the wind, Gandalf
Gandalf: Hush, you

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:10 pm**

Bilbo and Gandalf realized at the same moment that the smoke ring was a portent of Ring problems to come.

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:46 am**

Gandalf struggled to decide how to break it to Bilbo that Frodo gave Lobelia Bag-End.

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:23 am**

Yup, that's the one, that's my magic ring. All yours old buddy. Happy to help! What's that? No, it was definitely always giant and made of smoke. Ol smokey I always called it! Anyhoo I'd best be off to Rivendell now goodlucksavingtheworldandsuchkbye!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:18 am**

Great captions, everyone! This was a super tough choice between Gwai's and Narv's, but at the end of the day, the mystery of just where that smoke ring came from has got me.

So @Gwai, you're up! ;)

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:04 am**

Thanks @Dwim! Gotta wonder about those smoke rings!

Next up:

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:59 am**

Grima to Theoden, while both are looking into a mirror - "My lord, now do you understand the importance of using daily moisturizer?"

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 2:21 am**

Grima made the amateur mistake of looking in the same direction right after Theoden was turned to stone by the basilisk.

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:23 pm**

Grima surprised Theoden when telling him, Theoden was on the "Goth Fashion for the Old Sovereign" makeover show.

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:56 pm**

Gríma gave the stink-eye to party guests who dared whisper that it couldn't possibly be Théoden's twenty-fifth birthday party.

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:54 pm**

Gríma: wait, what? You don't think the statue is a good replica? Too stonefaced? Not lifelike enough?[/color]

Posted: **Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:51 pm**

"Eowyn did it, my liege. She wanted to be the fairest in the land!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:56 am**

Grima: "The new wall looks great in white, my lord. Pity it took you so long."
Theoden: "I'm never painting again..."

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:01 pm**

Great captions! This one is going to @Lirimaer. Your turn!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:28 pm**

I felt for sure Dimcarien had this in the bag! But thanks, @Gwai

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:01 pm**

Aragorn: Theoden's probably thinking why I turned down marrying Eowyn.
Theoden: I wonder, will I be able to get out of that stupid oath? If I just leave my foot in this fire a little longer.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:58 pm**

“Gandalf, we’re here because we love you and we care about you. But the pipeweed..., well it’s got to stop.”

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:35 pm**

Gandalf told the boys it was time for bed, and that's when the pouty faces came out.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:21 pm**

Once again, Gandalf was picked last in gym class...

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:33 pm**

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli had decided that it was high time to make an album cover for their boy band.

Posted: **Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:29 am**

Gandalf: "Theoden tells me some very interesting things about what you have done. Why, when there's trouble, is it always you three?"

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 7:09 am**

Theoden: "Maybe I'll get their attention if I put my foot in this fire."

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 4:08 pm**

I hand over the baton to @KingODuckingham - such a Dad caption.

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:32 pm**

Woohoo, Dad jokes! Now, let's see what interesting pictures we can find...

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:43 pm**

It was about time someone went super saiyan around here

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:00 pm**

Frodo was on his way to tell Sam that he used so much spice in that dish Frodo was starting to fold space and see the future!

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:01 pm**

Oh dear, @Boromir88 stop winning the internet.

too perfect.

In Mordor, Frodo had trouble controlling his

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:13 pm**

No, Sam, I won't calm down! I have every right to be grumpy. It is entirely too hot here and my hair is a mess!

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:21 am**

@Lirimaer Sorry, I guess you can tell what movie I've watched recently

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:58 pm**

Frodo threw his cloak back. He wasn't Frodo anymore, he was SuperHobbit! Able to leap tall coffee tables in a single bound!

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