Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2020 1:59 pm
Legolas could only watch in horrific slow motion as Gimli poured the last of the elven hair gel into his hands and began slicking it into his greasy, oily hair.
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Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:19 am
I choose @KingODuckingham as the winner. Congrats Ducky!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:01 pm
Yay winning! Makes up for NEVER WINNING THE THIEF HUNT EVER GRAHHH. Okay anyway here's a weird picture I found of Beorn.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:59 pm
Beorn: So, let me tell you a story of the last person who commented on the way I dress. He died.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 5:02 pm
‘Round these parts, we don’t need pants to work our axes.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:16 pm
Beorn has no neck. Beorn needs no neck.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:21 pm
How you doin' ?
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:30 am
This "before" picture of Beorn demonstrates how not to use your axe. Please turn page for "after" picture.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 4:46 pm
Alrighty, looks like that might be all we get. I'm going to pass the baton to @Tarawen , way to use a LotR line to make fun of a Hobbit picture. It's like beating up a younger sibling, in a way.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:55 pm
Ha thanks, @KingODuckingham! And kudos to you for finding that super weird Beorn pic 
Okay folks, here we go:
Okay folks, here we go:
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:06 pm
Gandalf, why is there a woman on here asking for Saruman's credit card number?
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:02 pm
Wait, so you're saying this isn't a coconut I can have for second breakfast?
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:07 pm
Pippin, did you bring that bowling ball all the way from the Green Dragon? Orthanc won't topple that easily!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 2:20 am
Everyone: Pippin!! Throw it deep! I’m open!!!
Pippin: *trance like voice* The touchdown is mine...and mine alone! *pump-fakes and runs* *insert dramatic music* *gets sacked immediately*
Pippin: *trance like voice* The touchdown is mine...and mine alone! *pump-fakes and runs* *insert dramatic music* *gets sacked immediately*
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:59 pm
Pippin did not want to hand over the magic 8 ball when he had so many more questions for it like; when could he expect to get 2nd breakfast?
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 2:21 am
lol I love these! I'm gonna hand it off to @Gwai for making me imagine Pippin as an athlete
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:56 pm
Thanks @Tarawen! Here's the next one!!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:05 am
Bilbo said he didn't have any gold in Bag End, but oho! If only those hobbits had dug a little deeper in the cellar!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:23 am
Bilbo's face when he realizes he somehow managed to step in the pile of dragon poop Smaug left buried beneath his hoard of gold.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 4:20 pm
Bilbo's face when he became the first Hobbit in the history of Middle-earth to actual witness a dragon pooping!!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:36 pm
Smaug was very clever, Bilbo realized. There was only a thin layer of gold in the chamber, everything underneath was LEGO blocks.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:50 pm
When Smaug awakens suddenly, Bilbo's really hoping the hours of practicing his statue impersonation will pay off!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 2:39 pm
It was there, in the midst of the fatigue, and the treasure, and the DRAGON, he suddenly realized:
he'd left the kettle on!
he'd left the kettle on!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:43 pm
Bilbo had never played freeze-tag in a more uncomfortable place
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:18 pm
Hahaha, these are all great! I'm going to give it to Ducky though! @KingODuckinghamKingODuckingham wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:23 am Bilbo's face when he realizes he somehow managed to step in the pile of dragon poop Smaug left buried beneath his hoard of gold.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:22 pm
I agree, they were all particularly great. Probably says something about the comedic skill of the actor in the picture as well as the captioners!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:45 pm
"Mahal! Look at the beard on that one! Yeah baby!" 
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:08 pm
"Bring me a shrubbery!"
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:43 am
It was an old dwarven trick, passed down from time immemorial: Rock a 'stache for the ages, and no-one will comment on your stupid headgear.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 4:31 pm
The Dwarves decided to pull off their own Weekend at Bernie's with this guy.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:52 am
"I dunno, you guys, you said this weird helmet would allow me to read minds, but all it's doing is squeezing my brain"
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:07 pm
The stone throne of Erebor was notoriously bad for posture. Thror's legs were always falling asleep.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:12 pm
Ooooof @Boromir88 you have perfectly captured my recent experiences. I wonder if I made that Thror face when my own legs were asleep so many times yesterday. Take us away, sir!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:33 pm
heh thanks @KingODuckingham . I've been experiencing the same it seems! :)
Sorry for a bit of delay, I had an ugly cold and fever last several days, but feels like my fever broke over night because I'm feeling much better this morning. And now, the next picture:
Sorry for a bit of delay, I had an ugly cold and fever last several days, but feels like my fever broke over night because I'm feeling much better this morning. And now, the next picture:
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:35 pm
Again, Aragorn seemed to out do Boromir, and still managed to look fantastic despite not having showered in a month
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:44 pm
"Oh, him? Yeah, it's an old wound. Gnarly, but he can still fight. Makes the best stew in the company, too. Poor devil..."
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:01 am
Boromir and Faramir looked over at the other team’s cheerleaders. They had no chance at snagging the quarterback
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:58 pm
It's a tea shop, Faramir. You're not going in there. What would dad say?
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 4:31 pm
Faramir: Hey Boromir, do you think we should invite that new kid to come sit at our lunch table?
Boromir: Ugh,no way, he doesn't even have our super special white tree shirt, we'd be making ourselves total losers like him.
Boromir: Ugh,no way, he doesn't even have our super special white tree shirt, we'd be making ourselves total losers like him.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 1:14 pm
Thank you for the great entries. I did a coin flip for this one because I couldn't decide. @Hoarfrost, you're next, Boromir is definitely looking salty
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 2:11 pm
There were plenty of amazing captions, y'all are hilarious! Thank you @Boromir88 for believing I was somehow worthy. Let's see what you can do with this old classic
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 3:18 pm
Pictured: Thersites, moments before Odysseus whips out his scepter and beats the tar out of him.
(This is an Iliad joke. For reference, in Book 2: "Evil-favoured was he [Thersites] beyond all men that came to Ilios: he was bandy-legged and lame in the one foot, and his two shoulders were rounded, stooping together over his chest, and above them his head was warped, and a scant stubble grew thereon.")
(This is an Iliad joke. For reference, in Book 2: "Evil-favoured was he [Thersites] beyond all men that came to Ilios: he was bandy-legged and lame in the one foot, and his two shoulders were rounded, stooping together over his chest, and above them his head was warped, and a scant stubble grew thereon.")
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:40 pm
"You! In the back! That's right, you got a question? I said none of you are released for the weekend until I get three questions!"
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:42 pm
Chief Wiggum was enjoying his work-swap. At last people were listening. He was keeping the whip.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:08 pm
Half goat, half orc...Melkor was running low on evil henchmen
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 4:52 am
The newest choir director for Mordor certainly had an interesting taste when it came to choosing to use a whip to keep order among the singers.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:27 pm
When orcs gather for their weekly "Guess the spy" game night, it always turns hostile.
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 4:42 pm
Tell ya what, dipshire. If you don't like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ol' warty butt.
(Really hoping someone gets the reference to another classic)
(Really hoping someone gets the reference to another classic)
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:09 pm
You have all made me very proud! All the references and in jokes were perfect! @Dimcairien Luiniel you are up!
Re: Mordor Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:06 am
Thanks Frost! Ok, here goes.
