Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:25 pm
Gandalf: Do you think I should have just fought Smaug myself? Asking for a friend...
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Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:18 pm
I'm going to give it to @Dwim! Honourable mention to @Lirimaer but there were some good entries.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 3:33 am
Thanks Elarith! 
Here's a new one with our friends Thorin and Bilbo:
Here's a new one with our friends Thorin and Bilbo:
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:57 am
Bilbo was beginning to regret asking Thorin about how new Dwarves were made.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:02 am
"But I don't want to show you my Ring!"
Oh gosh (
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Oh gosh (
)Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 3:22 pm
Thorin got Bilbo to fall for the classic "stay still, there's a very large spider on your bum" prank.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:34 am
LMAO @Lirimaer
Caption:
Thorin: "Aye, you may have nothing in your filthy pocketses, you burglar, but there are other places to check for the Arkenstone!"
Caption:
Thorin: "Aye, you may have nothing in your filthy pocketses, you burglar, but there are other places to check for the Arkenstone!"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 11:01 pm
Thorin didn't care Bilbo was an adult. Nobody--nobody--was taking his car out for a joyride
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:31 am
Well this turned out to be quite the risqué round. Although I suspected it would! 
I liked @KingODuckingham's best though.
Your turn!
I liked @KingODuckingham's best though.
Your turn!Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 3:47 pm
Whoops, sorry, curse of having notifications turned off. Sorry everyone, here's a new picture:
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 4:06 pm
"what day is it?"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 7:24 pm
Theoden: Eowyn! I hid the crown jewels at the... *dies*
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:51 am
*whispering* Eowyn, come closer. You need to hear this family secret that your mother told me before she died...Don’t ever use the stew recipe from Grandma Morwen’s cookbook.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:49 am
"You've got... something... in your teeth..."
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:57 am
"If only you'd got here sooner!"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 12:08 pm
"Eowyn...I used...too much...stool softener..."
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:28 pm
@Ta'leus Shieldsong *is dead*Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:11 pm
@Ta'leus Shieldsong Alright buddy, time for you to post a picture so I don't have to "picture" your caption next time. 
And hey, at least I remembered to come back here this time!
And hey, at least I remembered to come back here this time!Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:57 pm
Yay! Haha thank you @KingODuckingham. Alrighty folks, here is the new one!
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:59 pm
That face you see right after the dentist says: "Alright now, just a little poke, you might feel a bit of pressure."
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:30 pm
Merry's payback for Eomer making fun of the reach of his arm was to place a large tack on Eomer's saddle.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:42 pm
"WHO SAID YOU COULD KISS MY SISTER?"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:06 am
Éomer put off the other party guests with his uncivilized charge toward the freshly grilled ribs.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:21 pm
Eomer was mad. He would teach whoever stole his leftover Thanksgiving sandwich (the one with just the right amount of gravy, and a bit of cranberry!) what Rohan did to villainous scum.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:35 pm
EOMER DOESN'T SHARE FOOOOD!
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:35 am
Eomer was not going to have an eye test and that was final.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:39 am
Now, show me your scary face!
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:06 pm
Photographer: "Alright Mr. Urban, just hold it right there..."
Karl Urban: "Remind me again why we couldn't just use a still from the film?"
Photographer: "No moving!"
Karl Urban: "Remind me again why we couldn't just use a still from the film?"
Photographer: "No moving!"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:50 pm
WAAAAAGH
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:46 am
I've got to give it to @Elvheimdros, because I love the idea of Eomer flying into an enraged state at catching Eowyn and Faramir kissing. Haha.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:08 pm
Well, thanks!
Oh - now I just have to find a picture to post myself.
Oh - now I just have to find a picture to post myself.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:12 pm
The hobbits were horrified. Was that...could that possibly be...foo?
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:36 pm
Sam had just gotten that cloak clean... Elvish fabric was notoriously difficult... and now Stinker was putting his grubby paws all over it!
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:37 pm
Gollum had been hoping to prevent the hobbits from seeing what had happened to Old Yeller in the end, but it was too late.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:21 am
Gollum pulled Frodo back before he could walk into the small hill of oliphaunt droppings. Samwise was horrified.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:24 pm
The hobbits were taken back by the large sign “Gorbag’s Barbershop now open. Get the closest shave of your life. Walk-ins accepted.”
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:41 pm
Sauron's wickedly tempting Burger Van outside the Black Gate almost upset the whole quest.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:55 pm
I think it's time to pass along the torch. Some quality submissions as usual, but we'll say this time it's @Gwai who's up next.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:17 am
@Elvheimdros thanks! Let's go with this one next!
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:27 am
Elrond: "Shall I ... cut the cheese?"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:45 am
"Glorfindel, look me in the eye. Look at me! Alright, now tell me, does this look like a butter knife? Because I asked you to pass me the butter knife. No, you listen! It being ABLE to cut butter does not make it a butter knife!"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:33 am
In spite of Elrond's passionate defense of Elven artistry, the others thought it just looked like half of a sword.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 3:01 pm
@ the entries so far. Going to have to think on a good one.Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:57 pm
"Are you sure you want to say that in front of me?"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:15 pm
"- and then you sing it a lullaby when you put it back in its sheath," explained Elrond, avoiding Gandalf's Look.
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:10 am
I'm dying here!! I really like... "Look at me."
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:05 am
These are all hilarious!
"Now remember, when you are using a sword, you stick them with the pointy end! Not that pointy end! This pointy end!"
"Now remember, when you are using a sword, you stick them with the pointy end! Not that pointy end! This pointy end!"
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:18 pm
Loved all of these! @Isolde Alarion you're up. I totally heard "Mr Anderson" at the end of that
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:20 pm
Thank you Gwai! That was really fun.
I appologize now for the size...I haven't really nailed down all this photo stuff but anyways...
Have fun!!
I appologize now for the size...I haven't really nailed down all this photo stuff but anyways...
Have fun!!
Re: A Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:41 pm
Boromir was awesome at telling bawdy stories.