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Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:04 am**

Legolas held tightly to Boromir as they watched Jack and Rose "flying" on the front of the Titanic. "It's just so beautiful!" Boromir sniffed, wiping a tear.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:48 pm**

9:00pm
Boromir: One beer?
Legolas: Ok, one beer.

...Boromir and Legolas 6 hours later.

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:30 pm**

Most photoshopped photo in LLL.

"You want a selfie with Middle-earth's most eligible bachelor?"

(Boromir: "Me!!!")

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:38 pm**

Sean Bean puts the "corpse" in "corpsing".

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:46 am**

Orlando was grossly aware that this would get out to the Legolas Lovers and he would never hear the end of it.
Sean was just happy to be included in an image that didn't involve him dead for once.

Posted: **Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:07 am**

Pssstt... @Isolde Alarion

Posted: **Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:14 am**

Legolas: "Ai, ai! A balrog! A balrog is come!"
Boromir: "And IT DOES HAVE WINGS!"

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:54 pm**

Legolas: Why are you smiling, Boromir?
Boromir: Because I see @Isolde Alarion coming to judge the contest! Our waiting will not have been in vain!

Posted: **Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:59 pm**

As @Isolde Alarion passed by, many men were overjoyed at the sight of her beauty and elegance such that they grinned like fools. But among them, an elf looked on with melancholy wistfulness, saddened in the knowledge that this wonderful mortal would only grace the world for the fleetingly short lifespan of her people, and that the world would be less bright and hopeful once she had gone.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:01 am**

Sorry guys...didn't realize I had to pick the next one. *facepalm*
I chose Boromir88!!! ..Just because I can relate. LOL!!
Wamba & Allacan get honorable mention because you crack me up!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:51 pm**

Oops, sorry just checking the thread and realized I was picked! Thanks @Isolde Alarion. Ok caption this...

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2020 4:57 pm**

Sam hadn't wanted to go to near the naturist enclave, and after meeting their representative, was quite convinced to keep his clothes on. Frodo was being swayed toward the dark side though; lured by the honeyed words of their nearly naked guest.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:59 pm**

Gollum was sure he had Star Baker in the bag, until Sam, mercilessly prodding the cauldron-shaped cake with a blunt forefinger, crushed his dreams by pronouncing it underbaked.

Posted: **Tue Oct 06, 2020 4:16 pm**

Gollum was disgusted when Sam proceeded to put Just A Little Bit of Pixie Dust in the stew

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:44 am**

Ack, forgot it was my choice.

. Thank you, all great entries. @Lirimaer, I'm imagining a hilarious conversation with Gollum trying to lure the hobbits to his naturist community.

You're next.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:12 pm**

Thank you, thank you! It's all about the weird imagery!

Since we're in Halloween mode, I'm invoking MCU pics!

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:02 pm**

Both Hawkeye and Captain America were enthusiastic proponents of the rule "He who smelt it dealt it", and so they both tried very hard not to acknowledge the stench of Hulk's farts until the other had already caved.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:40 pm**

The common looks I get when I let slip I have no idea who either of these characters are and never seen any of their movies.

Posted: **Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:40 am**

Captain America: "They told me we'd all be wearing our costumes..."
Hawkeye: "They told me Captain America wouldn't be here..."

Posted: **Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:50 am**

Eh, I think 3 days is long enough. @Boromir88 you are missing a treat with some of these ... if you like humour, of course - I can give you a short list. You'd miss a ton of backstory but since you're not wearing your bovvered pocket ... But for not watching Winter Soldier I am docking you 100 points. See me afterwards.

@Allacan ob Burzum the floor is yours!

Posted: **Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:35 pm**

Ooh I don’t think I ever won one of these before! Happy me

If we are allowed Halloween special pics then I’m going to drag in the Gondor theme for some Original Series Trek; have fun captioning this one;

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:12 am**

Bones and Scotty both attempting (and utterly failing) to try and learn how to dance with an invisible partner.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:31 am**

When Bones finally got sick of dancing by himself: Damn it Jim I'm a Doctor not a Jigger.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:18 am**

Bones: Scotty, I don't mind you being my girl, but please turn around ...

Posted: **Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:31 pm**

Scotty and the Doctor were playing air instruments before it was ever popular.

Posted: **Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:39 pm**

"Dammit, Jim, if you can't beam us out of here quick, this alien Dancing Gas will literally boogie us on down! To death!"

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:09 pm**

@Lirimaer takes the lead this time for making me laugh out the loudest, although I giggled at them all.

Over to you Liri

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:44 pm**

Me again?

Let's go and see Thor Ragnarok!

Posted: **Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:58 am**

Just-released sneak-peeks of dress rehearsals from Broadway's upcoming smash hit: "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End"!

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:37 am**

Your fashion designers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:29 am**

Now try our next exquisite creation: a potato spiral with an orange on top!

Posted: **Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:50 am**

“Behold the Scepter of Inevitable Destiny upon which rests the Orb of Unavoidable Fate, oh thunder-lizard of Temporal Invasion! This is not your Cretaceous kingdom. Banish! Banish!”

Somewhere along the way, Ian Malcolm’s attempt to re-tell the story of what happened in Jurassic Park through the medium of interpretative performance theatre had gone in a really weird, absurdist direction.

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2020 1:47 am**

I am afraid the Pratchett quote won my heart quite early. No doubt @Wamba_the_Fool was one of those ne'er-do-wells who sent in their own lyrics to Nanny Ogg's bawdy song, causing yet another rendition of the oft-repeated phrase, Oh dearie dearie me!

The floor is yours, sir.

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:54 pm**

Huzzah! Try this, frood dudes:

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 4:19 pm**

Dr Strange's new bellybutton mood ring was quite adept at telling folk when to stay away. Green, they had all learned to their cost, meant amorous.

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:43 am**

"Wait, I've lost track of how many futures I've looked at. Was it nine million six hundred and seventy eight thousand two hundred and forty three, or nine million two hundred and forty three thousand six hundred and seventy eight? Guess I'll have to start over..."

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:17 am**

Someone ought to tell Dr. Strange that Woodstock ended... 51 years ago.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:57 pm**

Groovy, @Dwimmerlaik!

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2020 7:22 am**

@Wamba_the_Fool, I'm assuming that means you're handing the round to me. If so, thank you! If not, I apologise sincerely!

Anyway, let's go back to Middle-earth now.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:06 pm**

Nay, you've got the right of't. I could have been clearer. Carry on!

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:12 pm**

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club!

Posted: **Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:50 pm**

Aragorn: "Yeah, sorry buddy but those mints aren't strong enough; your breath still stinks"
Lurtz: "Fine, I'll call off the date with Gollum then"
Aragorn: "And please, for the love of the Maiar, see a dentist!"

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:45 pm**

Viggo, to his credit, had tried to learn to lip read.

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:45 am**

Oops, it's been eleven days already.

@Nessa Saelind, that fits really well. Take it away!

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2020 4:42 pm**

Thanks Dwimm

now onto the hard part: finding a photo.

*please hold caller*

OK, here we go!

Posted: **Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:22 pm**

Aggressive!kleptomaniac!Pippin saw no shame in searching other people's pockets for both pipe and weed.

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:36 pm**

Pippin: 'He said we were going for second breakfast!! That doesn't look like an INN!!!!"

Posted: **Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:01 pm**

Pippin realizes they come in pints, and that he is not going to get one.

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:15 pm**

Pippin: Don't hold me back, don't hold me back! You're lucky Aragorn's holding me back.
Aragorn: I'm not holding you back.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:03 pm**

Ah, sorry, sorry! Forgot that 2 weeks have passed and I really should have picked someone! Sorry! What can I say, I am a Woman of a Certain Age™

@Drifa the second breakfast made me snort with laughter, so the floor is yours. :-)

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