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"Let me see your eyes. Do you know the smell can linger on you for up to 2 days?" Saruman continues the investigation into who smoked the last of his longbottom leaf.

Saruman is engrossed, not listening to Darth Vader warn from offscreen: "Do not be too proud of this biological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy the Deeping Wall is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."

Saruman: It hurts me to see you like this. But until you learn to use the commode, you have to wear the diaper.

I'm sorry you feel like that. In my defence I never thought you'd ever see a mirror.

Saruman has managed what Gargamel could not and caught himself a smurf.

Hahaha.. Haven't seen a Smurf in years. You're up @Rior Laegiel!

Thank you, Drifa!

Eomer and Eowyn share a look, silently communicating their shared intentions to lie about stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

"And what were you doing on the night that the bread was stolen?"

Eomer didn't have to say a word: Eowyn could tell he knew who had been using his shampoo.

*Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez playing in the background*: "...pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister..."

Sharing a look, Eowyn finally gave in: It was time for Theoden King to move into assisted living.

Why Karl Urban got the role for Judge Dredd. He'd already mastered the Judge scowl over a decade before with Eomer.

Eomer: "You weren't thinking of giving the worm tongue, were you?

Oh my goth @Drifa you have a very dark sense of humour

I had totally forgotten about this, apologies everyone for taking so long. Next up @KingODuckingham more cookies for everyone.

oh hm, I also forget to check this thread sometimes. I'll awkwardly resurrect it late though.

Viggo and Liv simply were not nailing the kissing dream scene, so Peter once again broke out his "instructional Uruk head" to show them how to really sell it.

Peter: "Gah! Why did I ever start the 'Hang Your Tongue Out The Side Of Your Mouth' challenge??? "
Orc: Jackson u bagronk sha pushdug Newline-glob búb-hosh skai: Jackson thinks he is going to win sha, the silly Newline panskaiy!

Yo @Goostradamus do you think it might be a good idea to consolidate this and the Mordor thread somehow, seeing as how neither is particularly active? Not trying to shut down stuff people want to do but...*looks around*

I don’t have any particular objection, although not sure which one to choose?

Easy, close 'em both and open a new one.

Peter: Okay! Time for a funny face photo! What should we do? Tongues out? Great idea!

I'm all for what Ducky suggested - I would possibly suggest moving the thread back and forth between the two kingdoms every iteration maybe? LIke 2-3 months in Rohan then close it and move to Mordor?

that said I do occasionally pop in but I"m utter rubbish at these things lol I do enjoy reading the other captionjs and leaving my garbage behind for all of you to have to suffer through reading.

I agree, just shut 'em down and we can start a new one somewhere!

We can open a new thread in the Media Adaptations section or Cottage of Lost Play maybe? It would fit in the first one better methinks *thinking face*

WELL THEN my third double egg thread of the night. Go me.

Two eggs once again acquired and dragged to the scavenger hunt thread.