Zadok eyed his friend warily. It was not for naught that sailors and fishermen had developed reputations of exaggerating the truth to spin yarn. Old Gehrmann looked sincere if not a bit shifty eyed, but Zadok was aware of his talent for imposture. Caranó didn’t say anything either. Both men stared at their friend with the utmost incredulity. Gehrmann, for his part, leaned back in his chair and took a sip of coffee. He smacked his lips loudly then pulled out his pipe, a few puffs later and he was surrounded by a familiar ring of fragrant smoke.
“A selkie?” Zadok asked, apparently too loud.
“Shhh!” Gehrmann eyed him aghast. “Do want to bring… will you be quiet?”
“Sorry,” Zadok said, sighing, then “A selkie?”
Gehrmann nodded. Caranó slapped the table. “Aha! You almost had us going, you old dog! I nearly bought it, I did. Who would have thought after seventy years you can still pull the wool over my eyes.”
“I ain’t pulling the wool over your eyes you old codger!” Gehrmann hissed. “I’m serious. I was there when he hauled it on board. Saw her with my own two eyes I did,” he leaned so far over the table he was nearly standing. “They were the most outlandishly blue I’ve ever seen. Bluer than, well, than then sea.”
“Gehrmann,” Zadok started, but a hand from the old gaunt man put a stop to any words of admonition he might have spoken.
“Eld is my nephew, the grand child of my younger sister. I was on his boat because he wanted to spend time with me, or something, I don’t know. We never really got ‘round to what he was wanting to say because the first haul of the day was when, well, when she, the, the selkie showed up.”
“Eld is your great-nephew?” Caranó asked in surprise?
“What?” Gehrmann looked started and out of sorts. “That’s all you take from what I just said? Yes, he’s my great-nephew, you old dirt clod. You knew that. You went to his second birthday party. Don’t you remember?”
Caranó looked at him and harrumphed. Memories were not what they used to be; distant relations of friends were not always what the mind decided to keep. Even Old Zadok had trouble remember details about the lives of his two friends. It was news to him that Eld was related to him, but he’d kept quiet. So strange that he could remember the first fish he’d ever caught: a sea bass while sitting on the starboard aft of his father’s trawler, manning the lines while the hired hands worked the nets on the port side. It was a stormy day, drizzling. Yet Zadok struggled to remember all the children, grandchildren, nieces, and nephews of his neighbors, all of whom had been to his house a dozen times over the years. He wondered just how cut out for life on solid earth he was.
“At first we thought it was some great lump of seaweed or per’aps some clothing someone threw out, but then we saw the eyes. They glowed, verily I tell you, they glowed like the stars above.”
“Blue, right?” Zadok asked, confirming he was listening.
“Aye, a startling shade of blue too. Somehows, we were the only ones to see her. The other two fishermen’s, Eld’s hirelings, didn’t see anything. It was the strangest thing. She weren’t hidden, not exactly. She was all covered by the rope and wearing seaweed or some such and– ”
“How’d you know it was a selkie? Ain’t they supposed to be seals like?” interrupted Caranó.
“Well,” Gehrmann hesitated, his lower lip quivering, “I don’t know how we knew, not exactly. She weren’t no human girl, nor a elf neither.”
“And how are you sure about that?” Zadok asked.
“Would you two fish heads stop interrupting me?” He asked, his voice raising an octave. A few people nearby looked over, lost interest almost immediately, and turned back to their own conversations. Gehrmann was silent a long moment, making sure no one was dropping any eaves about them. “Her skin was all glistening like, shimmery like, uh, you know,” he waved his hands about, unable to find the exact word he was searching for. “Anyway, it looked like brand new skin, like a baby or something, but all fitted out for a lass.”
“How old?” Zadok asked, almost afraid of the answer he might receive.
“You old perv!” Gehrmann hissed with a mix of irritation and good humor. “She looked to be at least in her late twenties, many older. She was, uh, well developed.”
Both his companions rolled their eyes and sat back in their chairs. “Who’s the lecher now?” asked Zadok with a grin. He was answered with a cough and malformed smoke ring blown into his face.
“If you two can’t be serious about this,” began Gehrmann, looking as if he might just stand up and leave.
“Oh sit, you ninnyhammer,” chided Caranó, “we’re just having a bit of fun. Finish your story, I’m interested.”
“’Tain’t no story, it really happened,” insisted Gehrmann before continued his tale. “It was the way the shadows moved around her, the nets and sails and such, they didn’t so much as darken her as totally obscure her. She weren’t no mermaid, had legs and all that business. Eld cut emptied the net and got her out of there. She was all tangled in it when she fell to the deck. When it was clear the two other fishermen didn’t see her, distracted by something or just plain blind, we took her to his cabin. She was tall, lads, taller than any woman I’ve ever clapped eyes on. Tall as the king maybe, or taller.”
“So where is she now?” asked Zadok, lighting his own pipe whilst totally engrossed in his friend’s story.
“When we landed back at the harbor, we had to make up some nonsense story as to why our net was all slashed to bits.”
“And that’s where the giant crab and the kraken stories came from. All to cover for the selkie?” Zadok asked.
Gehrmann nodded. “Aye. Neither of us knew what to do with the girl so we made something up to protect her.”
“Why would you protect her?” broke in Caranó, “you only just caught her.”
“Because,” Gehrmann leaned in again, “because I swear I’ve seen that woman before. Those eyes, that face, the skin, I swear I saw her sixty years ago when I was a trawlerman at Pelargir, you remember when I was helping my old uncle? Well, that’s when I saw her the first time, and she looked the same all those years ago as she did yesterday morning.”