Who, What, or Where, (In The Name of Arda) Am I?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Ok then! Where am I?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you located in Valinor?

[AnsonLongbottom]

No I'm not located in Valinor.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you located in Beleriand?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not in Beleriand.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you located in Eriador?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes, I am located in Eriodor.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you located in Arnor?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes. I am in Arnor.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a town?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not a town.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a river?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not a river

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a lake?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not a lake

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a landmasse?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you some hills?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am a hill, yes

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Hills of Evendim then?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Not the hills of Evendim.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

North Downs?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Not the north downs.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Weatherhills?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes, one in particular.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Amon Sûl?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes! Good job. You're up! I may not answer as quickly as I'm traveling this week.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Anson: Wel take care on your travel and enjoy it. You're not obliged to answer quickly. I am not expecting that of you. Hereby is the new question for you. Have fun travelling!

Who am I?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you mortal? Lol

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Oh yes, I am mortal this time.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yippee! Are you a hafling?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Nay, I haven't been Halfling at all.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you from Rohan?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Nay, I ain't from Rohan.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a dwarf?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yes, I am a Dwarf.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you one of the nine in the fellowship?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you one of Thorin's company?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Nay, I am neither one of Thorin's Company.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Did you help in the battle of five armies?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yes, I did help out in the war.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Dain?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yuppers, mesa Dain. You're up again, if you want.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Ok then! What am I?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you alive?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not alive.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Hmm. Are you an item?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes. I am an item.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a weapon?