@Saranna had wished for Hill to take better care, and then all these cushions fell from the sky. Hill was mighty relieved because he saw a solution to the armed stranger in Undertowers. He picked up the cushions and prompted Saranna to arrange them under her cloathing.
'These cushions should protect you from the knives of the tall and dangerous one who you unwisely god-moded inside without disarming. Now go back to Elostirion and tell the armed stranger that you have had it with god-moding, you have seen the light and will never do it again. In fact, you wake up each morning and the first thing you do is pronounce your eternal opposition to god-moding. If that does not work, call for the huorns - that might at least give you a chance of escape. If you run up the stairs to the secret chamber at the top, don't forget to draw the ladder up after you. Good luck, Saranna!'
Hill turned his attention back to the well, a fountain that was not built by the hands of man. Saranna had wished him to take better care, so instead of leaning over the well in an attempt to shout down to the folk deep down below, Hill cut one of the gold buttons off his sleeve (not the front buttons, they were just too big and shiny) and tied to it a note:
Today is March 15, the day that Sam and Frodo escape the Tower of Cirith Ungol and Merry and Éowyn dispatch the witch-king of Angmar, king of the Ringwraiths.
To mark this red letter day we wish you all to come to Undertowers, where our Librarian - if still alive - will give a tour of the western tower and I māy lead a party up the steep stair and the winding stair to arrive at the source of our Undertowers well.
Hill dropped the button with the note into the well and watched it slowly sink down into the deep depths. Then he cursed in an obscure goblin tongue because the water from the fountain had just soaked him, and it was very cold.
