A Caption Contest

[Tari]

Gandalf: Do you think I should have just fought Smaug myself? Asking for a friend...

[Elarith]

I'm going to give it to @Dwim! Honourable mention to @Lirimaer but there were some good entries.

[Dwim]

Thanks Elarith!

Here's a new one with our friends Thorin and Bilbo:

[Merewyn]

Bilbo was beginning to regret asking Thorin about how new Dwarves were made.

[Lirimaer]

"But I don't want to show you my Ring!"

Oh gosh ( )

[Boromir88]

Thorin got Bilbo to fall for the classic "stay still, there's a very large spider on your bum" prank.

[KingODuckingham]

LMAO @Lirimaer

Caption:
Thorin: "Aye, you may have nothing in your filthy pocketses, you burglar, but there are other places to check for the Arkenstone!"

[Gwai]

Thorin didn't care Bilbo was an adult. Nobody--nobody--was taking his car out for a joyride

[Dwim]

Well this turned out to be quite the risqué round. Although I suspected it would!

I liked @KingODuckingham's best though. Your turn!

[KingODuckingham]

Whoops, sorry, curse of having notifications turned off. Sorry everyone, here's a new picture:

[Eldrith]

"what day is it?"

[Gwai]

Theoden: Eowyn! I hid the crown jewels at the... *dies*

[Boromir88]

*whispering* Eowyn, come closer. You need to hear this family secret that your mother told me before she died...Don’t ever use the stew recipe from Grandma Morwen’s cookbook.

[Wamba_the_Fool]

"You've got... something... in your teeth..."

[Lirimaer]

"If only you'd got here sooner!"

[Merewyn]

"Eowyn...I used...too much...stool softener..."

[Lirimaer]

@Ta'leus Shieldsong *is dead*

[KingODuckingham]

@Ta'leus Shieldsong Alright buddy, time for you to post a picture so I don't have to "picture" your caption next time. And hey, at least I remembered to come back here this time!

[Merewyn]

Yay! Haha thank you @KingODuckingham. Alrighty folks, here is the new one!

[KingODuckingham]

That face you see right after the dentist says: "Alright now, just a little poke, you might feel a bit of pressure."

[Boromir88]

Merry's payback for Eomer making fun of the reach of his arm was to place a large tack on Eomer's saddle.

[Elvheimdros]

"WHO SAID YOU COULD KISS MY SISTER?"

[Zôrzimril]

Éomer put off the other party guests with his uncivilized charge toward the freshly grilled ribs.

[Gwai]

Eomer was mad. He would teach whoever stole his leftover Thanksgiving sandwich (the one with just the right amount of gravy, and a bit of cranberry!) what Rohan did to villainous scum.

[Arnyn]

EOMER DOESN'T SHARE FOOOOD!

[Lirimaer]

Eomer was not going to have an eye test and that was final.

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

Now, show me your scary face!

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Photographer: "Alright Mr. Urban, just hold it right there..."
Karl Urban: "Remind me again why we couldn't just use a still from the film?"
Photographer: "No moving!"

[Eldrith]

WAAAAAGH

[Merewyn]

I've got to give it to @Elvheimdros, because I love the idea of Eomer flying into an enraged state at catching Eowyn and Faramir kissing. Haha.

[Elvheimdros]

Well, thanks!

Oh - now I just have to find a picture to post myself.

[Gwai]

The hobbits were horrified. Was that...could that possibly be...foo?

[Wamba_the_Fool]

Sam had just gotten that cloak clean... Elvish fabric was notoriously difficult... and now Stinker was putting his grubby paws all over it!

[KingODuckingham]

Gollum had been hoping to prevent the hobbits from seeing what had happened to Old Yeller in the end, but it was too late.

[Zôrzimril]

Gollum pulled Frodo back before he could walk into the small hill of oliphaunt droppings. Samwise was horrified.

[Boromir88]

The hobbits were taken back by the large sign “Gorbag’s Barbershop now open. Get the closest shave of your life. Walk-ins accepted.”

[Lirimaer]

Sauron's wickedly tempting Burger Van outside the Black Gate almost upset the whole quest.

[Elvheimdros]

I think it's time to pass along the torch. Some quality submissions as usual, but we'll say this time it's @Gwai who's up next.

[Gwai]

@Elvheimdros thanks! Let's go with this one next!

[Isolde Alarion]

Elrond: "Shall I ... cut the cheese?"

[KingODuckingham]

"Glorfindel, look me in the eye. Look at me! Alright, now tell me, does this look like a butter knife? Because I asked you to pass me the butter knife. No, you listen! It being ABLE to cut butter does not make it a butter knife!"

[Wamba_the_Fool]

In spite of Elrond's passionate defense of Elven artistry, the others thought it just looked like half of a sword.

[Boromir88]

@ the entries so far. Going to have to think on a good one.

[Eldrith]

"Are you sure you want to say that in front of me?"

[Lirimaer]

"- and then you sing it a lullaby when you put it back in its sheath," explained Elrond, avoiding Gandalf's Look.

[Isolde Alarion]

I'm dying here!!
I really like... "Look at me."

[Dimcairien Luiniel]

These are all hilarious!

"Now remember, when you are using a sword, you stick them with the pointy end! Not that pointy end! This pointy end!"

[Gwai]

Elrond: "Shall I ... cut the cheese?"

Loved all of these! @Isolde Alarion you're up. I totally heard "Mr Anderson" at the end of that

[Isolde Alarion]

Thank you Gwai! That was really fun.
I appologize now for the size...I haven't really nailed down all this photo stuff but anyways...
Have fun!!

[Lirimaer]

Boromir was awesome at telling bawdy stories.