Welcome, welcome stranger! Come on inside and enjoy what Dale's newest tavern has to offer! This is the Gilded Golden Goblin, see that goblin standing over the hearth over yonder? That's him, that's the gilded golden goblin hisself. Little bugger got himself captured during a raid and an example had to be made of him. So now he gets to be the patron of the greatest pub in all the Northern Lands! Take a seat anywhere, there's tables and chairs aplenty. We've got every kind of beer or liquor you could conceive of. Pumpkin ale? You bet! Black rum? Absolutely! Blackberry Mead? You're kidding right? And the food? Oh, stranger, you have no idea what you're in for. We have the best chefs this side of the Iron Hills. They can make anything you can conceive, even if no one on earth has ever heard of it before, and they'll make it better than you could dream. Do take care, stranger not to get too rowdy, see those two strong lads over there? Yeah, the two seven foot tall behemoths, if they think you're getting too deep your cups and start gettin' too wild they'll be sure to toss you out on your butt. Takes a lot for them to get involved though, follow the normal rules and ye should be just fine
You came on a fortuitous night, stranger. Tonight is the best night of the year! It's the Beard Contest! What? You ain't never heard of the Beard Contest? Have ye been living beneath a rock stranger? No, no I mean no offense, of course not. The Beard Contest, well that's the culmination of Beard Week, an entire week celebrating the Dwarven beard. The greatest dwarves from all over the world will be here tonight. Here, tonight in my pub! Ah the glory. They'll be judged on just how glorious and marvelous their beards are. The winner goes home with their beards weight in gold!
Take a seat and order a drink, stranger, the festivities are just about to begin!
Some quick rules, just in case:
- To enter, you needn't a dwarf, but you must have a glorious beard, just indicate in your opening post that you wish to partake
- No gifs please
- No bright colors
- This is not a serious pub (read between the lines here)