AHH! It feels like old times. Is that a Tara I spy? Yes! Make a thread!
Well, here's the song from that silly brilliant Fangorn lyric contest-- my song base Hallelujah. Because of course it is.
I heard there was a lone dark lord
Whose heart grew dark and rings he forged
Men's hearts were fooled and they were all deceiv-ed
The lands grew dark
the shadows grew
Sauron sent out his Nazgûl
The baffled King wondering where his ring was
Broken lembas, broken lembas, broken lembas, broken leeeembas
So time went on and it was lost
Until a birthday with high cost
Its beauty in the river, yes it tempts us
We choked him with our own bare hands
Our friend is dead, (for Deagol stan)
And after all, why shouldn't we keep it
Broken lembas, broken lembas, broken lembas, broken leeeembas
You say there was a secret quest
The nine took on at Elrond’s behest
And home and hearth, Frodo, he left them
He's carried the Ring across middle earth
He's fallen down, He's proved his worth
And Pippin's still missing second breakfast
Broken lembas, broken lembas, broken lembas, broken leeeembas
New riddle in the dark, a hook
Watch that bloody Fool of a Took
And Gandalf told the Balrog, “You shall not pass!”
He died and then came back to life
For some reason he’s now dressed in white
Thought for certain that old man had left us
Broken lembas, broken lembas, broken lembas, broken leeeembas
Wasn’t sure if he’d take the ring, or-
OW! He did; there goes my finger
Looks like my counting skills are now one less
I guess Smeagol saved the land
But I could at least lend a hand
It’s a cold and it’s a broken piece of lembas
Broken lembas, broken lembas, broken lembas, broken leeeembas
Well maybe Manwë’s got our back
An eagle could get us on track
Could have done it sooner, saved some duress
Now we’re on ships sailing West
But some of us are left bereft
And no one ever got their second breakfast
Broken lembas, broken lembas, broken lembas, broken leeeembas
(Hallelujah, Leonard Cohen)
they/he/mischief