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Councillor of Imladris
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose?
2) who slashed the bolsters?
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi?
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII?
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor?
6) What's in your lunchbox?
7) What are you reading?
8) What are you watching?
9) what are you making?
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)?

Black Númenórean
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Evil is a lifestyle
2) who slashed the bolsters? Sil
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I don't eat raw fish so clearly you've gone wrong somewhere
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? Anne of Cleves, followed closely by Katherine Parr
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Tom Hiddleston
6) What's in your lunchbox? An ice pack
7) What are you reading? Eleanor of Aquitaine by Marion Meade
8) What are you watching? The Thick of It (thanks Narv)
9) what are you making? Rice, as soon as I clean my rice maker
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Caiseal Mór

Bard of Imladris
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1. I play as Melkor on a different site and I like to taunt him by being the Flame Everlasting in the image of a candle.
2. The Sheriff but not the Deputy, which explains why the former was shot.
3. Sichuan Food straight from the Sichuan province. Unfortunately it's not sushi :P
4. Catherine of Aragon. She seemed alright from what I read of her actions during the whole debacle
5. Go back in time and drag Al Pacino when he was acting for the first two Godfather films.
6. Popeyes Fried Chicken and some baked ziti that I made by myself
7. I'm reading reference material for the scholarly paper I'm writing right now for fun
8. The Sopranos
9. Baked Pasta with bacon
10. Brian Jacques and Mark Twain

Chef
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Coolest icons
2) who slashed the bolsters? Bill the Pony is the only individual unaccounted for at the time of the crime
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Indian food though
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? I'm reading the last Wolf Hall book right now and insanely I don't actually know what happens so I'm never opening this thread again after I close it. Also Jane Seymour cuz that's as far as I've got and I assume they will live happily ever after. Right?
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? I was like 80% sure that was a Plaza username and not an actual character
6) What's in your lunchbox? Lots of mold, presumably
7) What are you reading? Asked and answered. NEXT
8) What are you watching? The Wire. I'm very with the times.
9) what are you making? a website
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? I mean I might as well stick the theme and say Hilary Mantel at this point

Chef
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dangit moriel

I choose to believe anne of cleves is a fun nickname for anne boleyn and NOW i'm never opening this thread again

Black Númenórean
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Mea culpa, I should have known 483 years was too soon for spoilers

Councillor of Imladris
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Anne of Cleeves really was the best, though. Can'tbeat that divorce settlement...

Oh and sushi technically refers to the rice, not the fish. So if fish isn't your thing you can still have sushi!

Black Númenórean
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Fir I do make my own inari fairly regularly!

Storyteller
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because it feels most like home and fits my personality and real life habits best. I have spent lots of time in Mordor over the years though, in fact that's where I started out originally.
2) who slashed the bolsters? Slashy Mcbolsterslash
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Sushi, Thai salads, Vietnamese salads, my local Chinese takeaway, pizza and mooorrre.. there are so many best ones.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? This is beyond my pay grade.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? I think Moriel made a great suggestion.
6) What's in your lunchbox? Usually leftovers
7) What are you reading? How the Mind Works by Steven Pinker
8) What are you watching? Just finished Upload (on Amazon) which was great, and just watched the first episode of I Know This Much is True (with Mark Ruffalo).
9) what are you making? This post
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Joe Hill

Elven Enchanter
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I'm an elf
2) who slashed the bolsters? not Narv
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I don't eat sushi, the texture really bothers me.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? I think Anne of Cleaves. She certainly had the luckiest ending.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? I'm going with Moriel's answer. That's pretty hard to beat.
6) What's in your lunchbox? No idea. I also have no idea where my lunchbox is. Maybe somewhere in my car?
7) What are you reading? Dragonfly in Amber (second book in the Outlander series)
8) What are you watching? I need to figure out a good quarantine show, but I have been enjoying what National Theatre is putting on Youtube
9) what are you making? I'm trying to finish crocheting a baby blanket for my niece. And then start another baby blanket for the niece or nephew arriving in December
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Diana Gabaldon, author of the above mentioned series of Outlander

New Soul
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1) Why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because I don't want to choose and I like candles.
2) Who slashed the bolsters? Whut.
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Japanese and Korean food are way up in the rankings, for sure.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? Catherine of Aragon was the most interesting to me.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Moriel's suggestion, Hiddles, sounds good to me!
6) What's in your lunchbox? Iced coffee.
7) What are you reading? Perez & Brady's Principles and Practice of Radiation Oncology, to see if I like it. Would not recommend.
8) What are you watching? My nephew watching YouTube in front of me.
9) What are you making? We got tonkotsu ramen delivered from a restaurant, so I'll be...putting that in a bowl. Also, a post for the Lothlorien thread!
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Haven't read fiction books for so long, so I actually can't. Sorry!

Khazad Elder
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I joined and an axe appeared next to my name. We have a choice?
2) who slashed the bolsters? Narv
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Thai when done right is amazing
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? The one that didn’t die.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Tom Hiddleston
6) What's in your lunchbox? Sushi
7) What are you reading? Right now the Thrawn Series, waiting for the next Stormlight Archives
8) What are you watching? Better Call Saul
9) what are you making? A lot of posts. Spam!
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Branden Sanderson is amazing.

Esquire of The Mark
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because it was my last home on the old Plaza, though I am torn between Fangy, the Shire and Isengard, they've all been home to me.
2) who slashed the bolsters? Probably Narv
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I like sushi but it's not the only 'best' one. I also love Dim sum.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? Not sure, possibly Anne of Cleaves but I would have to write an essay looking at all of them in detail to be able to justify it, and doing so would probably change my opinion anyway.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? I don't think I can beat Moriel's suggestion.
6) What's in your lunchbox? Right now, nothing because its a weekend. Normally...chicken and bacon with coleslaw in a wrap, packet of ready salted crisps, greek yoghurt and berries
7) What are you reading? Tempests and Slaughter by Tamora Pierce
8) What are you watching? The HBO Northern Lights remake, Clone Wars series, Babylon 5, Anne with an E. Not all at the same time, just side by side depending on my mood.
9) what are you making? Not making as such, but we are redecorating our flat at the moment which is my current creative outlet
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Patrick Rothfuss.

Fea
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I quite like trees, and it was also my last kingdom so I thought I'd give is one last hurrah before maybe going wild and choosing something totally new.
2) who slashed the bolsters? I have been sworn to secrecy on this matter.
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I've been craving Vietnamese since about January
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? Catherine Parr because I feel bad she's not got a mention yet and she seems like she was probably a pretty good egg, all things considered (and by all things, I mean the 4 things I know about her).
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Really not good with these sorts of questions.
6) What's in your lunchbox? I actually haven't owned a lunchbox since school, but my favourite work-time lunch (before everything went tits up) was every single stall along Strutton Ground. The falafel wrap is a particular winning choice.
7) What are you reading? Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker. Fascinating and terrifying both at once.
8) What are you watching? [Moriel - The Thick of It is awesome!!] I just finished Normal People, and am probably going to start Line of Duty because I hear good things. I am also SO EXCITED for the return of some live football today. I've adopted Mainz as my team until it's back in the UK.
9) what are you making? I'm making some artwork on my new tablet which I'm actually getting pretty into despite never having really considering myself the creative type
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? I'm really bad at thinking of recommendations outside of my current book, so I recommend Matthew Walker.

Horse-lord of The Mark
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because to this day I feel a sense of intense patrotism every time I watch the Rohirrim ride. :smiley8:
2) who slashed the bolsters? Was it you?! (*whispers* I don't get this question, am I a bad LOTR nerd?)
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Not Danish food (and not sushi), aside from Christmas pork or duck with brun sovs, which is actually a hot contender for best
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? I've always been partial to Catherine of Aragon.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? I could watch Michael Fassbender in anything.
6) What's in your lunchbox? Related to q3, NOT Danish ryebread.
7) What are you reading?Currently, a Song for Arbonne by Guy Gavriel Kay.
8) What are you watching? Binging Brooklyn 99.
9) what are you making? Next up is bagels.
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Too freakin' many. Cf. https://taylorgfitzgerald.wordpress.com ... recommend/ (please ignore the crappy half-finished wannabe-author page)
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Horse Trainer of The Mark
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose?
Because *ponies* -- also it took me several years on the old Plaza to find the best fit and Rohan was it. Also, I like green. And, of course, ponies. *G*

2) who slashed the bolsters?
*Dramatically* HIM!!!

3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi?
If by sushi, you mean Italian fare, then yes. Seriously, nothing compares to fresh, homemade regional Italian cuisine. I am really hoping we'll get to go for our honeymoon....

4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII?
Ugh. History. Um, the 5th one.

5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor?
Aidan Turner (from Poldark). He's super broody and dark and a great actor!

6) What's in your lunchbox?
It's 7am here. I am barely functional without coffee. But, as it's the weekend, we'll be running errands band grabbing a salad wrap or something curbside (still social distancing even though out state is semi-open)

7) What are you reading?
I have been on an Overdrive app reading binge. I just finished "The Princess and the Con", book 2, by Ashley and "it's kind of a funny story" by Ned Vizzini. Those were yesterday's reads. I'm about 2 books a day...I have a lot of books on hold that I am waiting for so I just kind of pick something available and ready.

8) What are you watching?
Magic for Humans, season 3!!!! Seriously the best fun short show on Netflix! It's a fam fave. I also am watching After Life, season 2.

9) what are you making?
Triple berry cheesecake muffins are on the list for today and probably something for dinner but no idea yet

10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)?
I mean, no one compares, right? But I do enjoy the "Iron Druid Chronicles" (series) by Kevin Hearne. Like a modern day Celtic Percy Jackson set in AZ. My teenage son enjoys them too. I love reading in general so it's really hard to pick faves. But. Diana Gabaldon (Outlander) is an amazing writer and her author son Sam Sykes is great too.

Councillor of Imladris
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because Aig is my dad.
2) who slashed the bolsters? the what?
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I don't eat fish and I can't eat rice, so tacos.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? None, he didn't deserve them.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? hmm...
6) What's in your lunchbox? I do not have one.
7) What are you reading? The Trials of Apollo, book 4
8) What are you watching? Too many shows. Mainly HIMYM, GBBO, and the CW/DC Arrow-verse shows atm.
9) what are you making? I'm planning a wedding during the apocalypse, does that count?
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Since Rick Riordan is probably the only fiction writer I've read in the last year? Rick Riordan.

Scout of Lothlorien
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I've always been in Mirkwood since I joined, and I figured Lorien was as close as I'm gonna get now. Also Lorien is cool. :smiley22:
2) who slashed the bolsters? [REDACTED], of course.
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I was not consulted when this decision was made and it shows.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? Best personality? Best ending? Best dressed? Just kidding it's Anne of Cleves
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? I'm more concerned about who could be trusted to write/direct an adequate adaption of the Silmarillion. (Also I don't keep up with actors. But Tom Hiddleston doesn't sound like a terrible choice.)
6) What's in your lunchbox? I have a lunchbox?
7) What are you reading? The questions of this quiz
8) What are you watching? My computer screen
9) what are you making? A post
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Elizabeth Marie Pope wrote a total of two novels that are a bit strange but also I love them and will always recommend them. Historical fiction by an actual historian (with a few... twists).

Ent High Elder
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Fangorn, my one and only. Fangorn Forever. In honesty, Morim convinced me to join the Plaza and he was an Ent and told me it was cool, so I joined Fangorn and have never looked back. It suits my personality as someone who loves lore and history and learning and old knowledge.

2) who slashed the bolsters? There's a Guns n' Roses joke in here somewhere, but I'm not finding the right phrasing for it.

3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Allow me to respond with one of my favorite memes:
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4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? catherine of Aragorn...or Aragon. One of those.

5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Saw someone above suggest Tom Hiddleston and that's a really good suggestion. I feel like whoever I pick has to be tall, so I'm going to go with native Pittsburgher Joe Manganiello

6) What's in your lunchbox? Leftovers from whatever dinner was last night

7) What are you reading? Twitter, mostly. Also a bunch of stuff for work.

8) What are you watching? Currently re-watching Community with my wife, which is a great show if you like meta and self-reflective TV. I found an old tape of Battlebots from the early 2000s I've been watching with my kids. We've also been showing them the Star Wars movies. Personally, I've been dabbling in some old spaghetti westerns in my free time. It's not a genre I was ever familiar with, but they're fun.

9) what are you making? Memes

10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? I've been reading CS Lewis' Space Trilogy (among other things) which is quite good.
Fangorn Forever

Wise Ent
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Cause FANGORN FOREVER!
2) who slashed the bolsters? You!
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? It's sushi because it's not cool enough to be the Vietnamese/Creole fusion I had in New Orleans.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? All of them, for putting up with him.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Jason Momoa?
6) What's in your lunchbox? Eggs, veggies, bread.
7) What are you reading? Feast for Crows, Lord of Chaos, ROTK, a Stargate Atlantis book, Dragonsdawn, Summa Theologicae.
8) What are you watching? TWD, Call the Midwife.
9) what are you making? Starry Night cross-stitch.
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? GRR Martin, Anne McCaffrey
Do not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.

Chef
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I didn't choose the Shire, the Shire chose me
2) who slashed the bolsters? A ringwraith? A ghost ringwraith? Barliman Butterbur? I remember a very long thread...
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Don't get me wrong, sushi is fantastic, but so is Thai, Vietnamese, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Greek...did I mention I'm really a hobbit and food is amazing?
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? The...best one? English history is not my strong suit.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Yeah I'm not good at fantasy casting, sorry
6) What's in your lunchbox? I'm lucky enough to live 5 minutes from where I work so I don't need a lunchbox when I can come home and have a kitchen
7) What are you reading? Looking for Alaska by John Green, for a book club. Kinda meh so far.
8) What are you watching? Community (for the first time, somehow, and it's fantastic), the Outsider (which I keep wanting to be better), and rewatching Xena (it's still SO GOOD)
9) what are you making? A witchy cross stitch project for a friend's birthday, crochet ear savers/mask extenders for my family, various sourdough creations (living the quarantine stereotype)
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Terry Pratchett, a master of satire and storytelling gone too soon
they/them/actual hobbit in search of a merrier world

Forester of Lothlorien
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I didn't really chose a kingdom but my main character is a half-elf and she just found herself in lorien often.
2) who slashed the bolsters? I was not there. I did not see anything. I am not apart of this crime.
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Considering i hate sushi, it isn't that.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? none. They all died.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Tom ellis or Alexander Skarsgård
6) What's in your lunchbox? uhhh...for lunch i had pea and ham soup. So..i guess that?
7) What are you reading? A romance novel *ahhem*
8) What are you watching? At the moment, anime, catching up on the new remake of fruit basket.
9) what are you making? Candles, soaps and oils.
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Oooommmnnn I really enjoyed the outlander series. The tv show is just as good.
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

Master Torturer
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because what is not fun about being evil?
2) who slashed the bolsters? Apparently everyone thinks it's Narv
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Yuck, sushi. Italian all the way!
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? The one that survived, duh
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Well someone that vaguely looks like an elf, not like frigging Agent Smith
6) What's in your lunchbox? Don't have one
7) What are you reading? Um I forgot..
8) What are you watching? Going to be watching last season of Last Kingdom soon
9) what are you making? A survey post
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Joe Abercrombie <3

Child of The Mark
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? Because I have always loved horses.
2) who slashed the bolsters? I will die on the hill halfir abandoned and say it was not the Black Riders. I vaguely remember some Tolkien scholar--can't remember who--apparently definitively stating it was, but I still think that halfir made a far more convincing case.
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I can't stand sushi and it makes me sad because it always looks so good.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? I'm kind of a fan of Katherine Parr.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? There are so many possibilities...but I think I could see Benedict Cumberbatch pulling it off well.
6) What's in your lunchbox? Nothing at the moment.
7) What are you reading? The Seven Storey Mountain by Thomas Merton.
8) What are you watching? Classic Doctor Who!
9) what are you making? I'm working on a couple of big cross-stitch pieces; one is a pretty fall mill scene, and another is Van Gogh's Starry Night.
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Terry Pratchett, all the way!

Knight of The Mark
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1) Why are you in the kingdom you chose? Rohan was the first kingdom I joined when I first started RP'ing. Though I did my fair share of kingdom hopping in my day, I was always a rohirrim at heart.
2) Who slashed the bolsters? The Rhosgobel rabbits.
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? Don't like sushi, prefer pickled herring.
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? The fluffy bunny? Don't know enough about this to give a serious answer.
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? No clue.
6) What's in your lunchbox? Homemade pizza with extra pineapple.
7) What are you reading? Currently between books but thinking of reading Christmas Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella
8) What are you watching? Blindspot
9) What are you making? A fantasy map but have just started so it's still a work in progress.
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Diana Gabaldon

Balrog
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1) why are you in the kingdom you chose? I was a dark and broody teen, now I'm a dark and broody 32 year old
2) who slashed the bolsters? Probably Sil
3) What is the best world cuisine and why is it sushi? I live in New Mexico, the only acceptable answer is green chili
4) Who was the best wife of Henry VIII? Catherine of Aragon, obvs
5) If they made a movie of it, what actor should play Feanor? Christopher Eccleston
6) What's in your lunchbox? hopefully nothing, or my dishwasher is busted
7) What are you reading? Bless Me, Ultima; Monster She Wrote; The Girl in the Video; A Memory of Ice (yeah I know it's a lot at once)
8) What are you watching? Wife and I are finishing up season 1 of Penny Dreadful
9) what are you making? a short story collection?
10) Can you recommend an author (other than Tolkien)? Laird Barron, John Langan, Stephen Graham Jones, Adam Nevill, China Mieville (someone stop me!)
"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes have yet to open... Fear the Old Blood..."

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