Misfortune Cookies?

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Even though if fortune cookies don't really tell fortunes anymore. They sort of tell advice. I am quite creeped out by the 2 fortune cookies that came with the chinese food I got for lunch today. They sum up 2020.

The first one, had no fortune.

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The 2nd one I think must be trying to tell me I need to embrace the emptiness in the first one.

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I'm really creeped out and does anyone think I need to go quickly and get some more fortune cookies? I feel I need to change this negative energy.
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Embrace the emptiness. Be free of physical bonds forge a ring go for long walks in the woods alone... Avoid live laugh love signs

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The answer is always more cookies.
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This is, as you pointed out, quite on-brand for 2020.

Agreed with Moriel re: more cookies.
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I have also received an empty fortune cookie this year, and it was highly disappointing. And yes, you should definitely get more cookies.

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@Taethowen, wow it really is 2020. I can't remember ever getting one without a fortune before and you are right it is more disappointing.

More cookies it is. :grin:
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Misfortune cookies sounds like a spin off of Cards Against Humanity
"We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes have yet to open... Fear the Old Blood..."

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