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"Going to Mordor!" Cried Pippin. "I hope it won’t come to that!"
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The Dumpster Dive

It's a "lovely day" and you are presumably a raccoon, because you're in Fangorn, and you have stumbled upon a vast and reeking dumpster! Tres exciting! Who knows what treasures may lurk within?! Some may have value, some may not. I (well Sil) invite(s) you to plunge into the noisome depths and see what you can retrieve…
She/her.
Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant
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BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS

It’s Halloween Thief Hunt, y’all!!
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How many books will you get out of the Great Library Maze?
WILL you escape the maze? Will you be eaten by bookworms?
WHO IS IN CHARGE OF HOW THESE SHELVES ARE INSTALLED?

There is only one way to find out the answers to all of these questions....

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Come and cheer on the champions of IK racing season 1 as they compete to see who is the best of them in the final IK race!

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Join the expedition in the harsh north of a Forochel winter to help discover what it is that has frightened the hardy men of the north so much that they would risk a journey south to ask for help of the Elves of Imladris and the Men of the West.

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ARPY NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN
Visit the nomination thread to get a quick refresher or ask any questions of the ARPYs team (Sil, Nessa, and Fuin) that you may have.

Votes are due February 14th 2022 to plazaarpys(at)gmail(dot)com

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Come and try your luck at the Norlandahelcë crossing the ice of Forochel Bay by dog sled in this race!
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We welcome you to take part in the voting for the 2022 APRYS Ceremonies! Our first round of categories is now up!
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Adab Gelir - Winter Waning

It's a new day in Adab Gelir, the coziest pub in Imladris! Winter is waning, but it's not done with all it's tricks yet- it's a cold night outside in the valley, but Gelir is warm, the drinks are strong, and the company sure to please. All are welcome, whether you're a lifelong resident of Rivendell, or a traveler passing through!
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Chase the Chickens!!!

A game in the Shire where you get to chase chickens to your heart’s content, which is what I presume you always wanted.

Warning: may contain geese
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This is a Spring Fest Mafia game! (Does not contain geese)
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The 2022 ARPYS Award ceremony has finally arrived!

Join us for feasting and drinking and the awards!
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Hi Goblins and other denizens of Mordor,

The plaza is right now voting on whether to keep the present beanstalk connection with Lore. Should the beanstalk remain you should understand that the autonomy of Mordor will be undermined. The minions of Lore are ambitious and unscruplous and have already drawn up their plans for the nameless land.

Do your civic duty and vote here!
Eat earth. Dig deep. Drink water.

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New professional opportunities for retired Mordor minions...

Feeling those creeks in the joints, kinda lost that mindless evil hatred at the bottom of your heart? Think you are just too old? Given up on Mordor?


Check out our old admin retirement package in The Gardens of Gorgoroth. Working in the pit, you will lose those tummy folds, light up the plaza, and only other slaves and the slayer-badgers will hear you scream. Just like old times!
Eat earth. Dig deep. Drink water.


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