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Bard of Imladris
Points: 1 089 
Posts: 682
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My cat just bit me
But that's nothing new. He likes
to purr. Snuggle, too!
"What filled me with a barbaric joy...it was that I had been able to read the anger of the desert in the beating wings of a dragonfly."

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
A cat have I not
A gecko instead
His name is dave.
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
A gecko named Dave
That image makes me chuckle
An excellent name
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Spam haiku to break
one hundred "fanatic points" -
yay! Hooray! Woohoo!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Congratulations
An important milestone met
Tara's hundred points
they/he/mischief

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
A hundred points
It sounds just grand
I only have fifty, drat!
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Magic new server,
Hold our posts successfully
Pretty pretty please
they/he/mischief

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
Pretty please server,
I add with the rest.
Reading is fun and writing as well.
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Morning haiku for
the cool breeze wafting in and
the blue skies above
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Eleventy-one
Is an excellent number
No more points for you
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Writing this haiku
means no more eleventy-
one. Have screenshots, though!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Elven Enchanter
Points: 2 265 
Posts: 1451
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:15 am
I made a smoothie
Yoghurt, fruit, avocado
Results are yummy
Image
Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm

Chef
Points: 810 
Posts: 406
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 5:03 am
I made sourdough bread
Less healthy than a smoothie
Results also great
they/them/actual hobbit in search of a merrier world

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
Productive it seem
Though not for me
lazy instead
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 465
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
Productivity
For me is biscuit dunking
In my second tea

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Watery coffee
is disgusting. So we start
from the beginning!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
My coffee is fine
If not excellent or great
Still, it will suffice
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Dental appointment
complete. I have the day off,
so now time to code.
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 465
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
Just won perudo
It is a fine game of dice
But now time to sleep

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
I have fresh bacon
thick cut slices, perfection
NOM CRONCH SLURP GUZZLE
they/he/mischief

Elven Enchanter
Points: 2 265 
Posts: 1451
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:15 am
That bacon better
Not be of the streaky kind
Back bacon is the best
Image
Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Tried to close Plaza
But got drawn back in instead
Ballad of Bilbo
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Plaza addictions
are serious afflictions
for all of us. Yay!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 223 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
It is not just me.
We all've been sucked back in to
Plaza addiction
What is a legacy?
It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.

She/her

Elven Enchanter
Points: 2 265 
Posts: 1451
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:15 am
RP posts take up
A lot of my free time now
This is so much fun!
Image
Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
So many faces
Familiar and posting here
It's just like old times
they/he/mischief

Easterling
Points: 131 
Posts: 78
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:37 am
I do not know lore
I put the wrong answer in
The Knowledge Hall quiz

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
That was a tricksy
question. I’m sure everyone will
miss some questions! *pats*
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Fea
Points: 692 
Posts: 465
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 pm
I just bought a bike
Super psyched to try it out
Lockdown purchases

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
A bike would be nice
A Nintendo switch, I bought.
Animal crossing, who knew.
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
No bike and no switch
But currently working on
Building a home gym
they/he/mischief

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Nintendo Switches
are quite hard to find! @Liläth,
you are so lucky!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
I hear people buy
Then mark up the prices, and-
Try to turn profit
they/he/mischief

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 417 
Posts: 1982
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
That is scandalous
They should pay tax on profits
If that is their aim
cave anserem

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Wish I could afford
To buy one right now and go
Visit friends’ islands.
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Aye, @Sil, I agree
But sometimes people troll them
And that is quite great
they/he/mischief

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 223 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
Much plaza, very
Post. So points. Many rankings.
Such miss doge meme. Wow
What is a legacy?
It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.

She/her

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
console was harder
Still expensive but fun
much recommend @Tarawen
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

Bard of Imladris
Points: 1 089 
Posts: 682
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:38 am
Island life is great
Terraforming a nightmare
Hoping for a squirrel
"What filled me with a barbaric joy...it was that I had been able to read the anger of the desert in the beating wings of a dragonfly."

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
I have been dreaming
about the Plaza of late.
It is really weird!
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
Spend lots of time here
The Plaza might enter dreams
It's a risk we take
they/he/mischief

Forester of Lothlorien
Points: 164 
Posts: 89
Joined: Fri May 15, 2020 9:05 pm
Can agree
Dreamt that dream
Much confusion when awake.
Characters: Lilath(Elf) Beril(Human/Dwarf) Garreth(Dwarf) Blossom(Orc/human) Rose(Ent)

Knight of The Mark
Points: 576 
Posts: 329
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 6:10 am
My Beagle's birthday
it is today, he turns six
he got a new toy.
Rohirrim at heart, always.
They're all true. Especially the lies.

Black Númenórean
Points: 2 938 
Posts: 2854
Joined: Sat May 16, 2020 9:29 pm
Dogs are family!
My dog loves that we are stuck
at home all the time. :smiley9:
she/her | Esta tierra no es mía, soy de la nocheósfera.

Arien
Arien
Points: 2 417 
Posts: 1982
Joined: Thu May 07, 2020 8:56 pm
Happy birthday pup!
I hope he had a great day
and loved his new toy
cave anserem

Councillor of Imladris
Points: 223 
Posts: 204
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 3:30 am
My car will not start.
Thought it was the battery.
But it's engine. :smiley16:
What is a legacy?
It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.

She/her

Chef
Points: 810 
Posts: 406
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 5:03 am
Oh dear, the poor car
My car is quite lonely since
Quarantine began
they/them/actual hobbit in search of a merrier world

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
I have not driven
very much; but now, moving-
My car puts on miles
they/he/mischief

Bard of Imladris
Points: 1 089 
Posts: 682
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 8:38 am
My car is so old.
No CDs, just cassettes for
this gal and her cat.
"What filled me with a barbaric joy...it was that I had been able to read the anger of the desert in the beating wings of a dragonfly."

New Soul
Points: 1 191 
Posts: 1049
Joined: Thu May 14, 2020 2:39 am
My last car had that
Alas, poor Bruce, totaled now
People ran a light
they/he/mischief

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