Who, What, or Where, (In The Name of Arda) Am I?

[AnsonLongbottom]

No, I am not dwarven-made shield.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Dwarven weapons, not an axe, not a shield, not a sword, not hauberk, not Sting... Difficult.

Are you bow and arrows made by the Dwarves?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am a particular one of those, yes.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you the bow then?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not a bow.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you the arrows then?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am an arrow. A particular arrow that is special.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

The black arrow Smaug was killed with?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes! I am the black arrow shot by Bard! You're up!

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Original! That black arrow is seldom on the guess list. Was challenging. Eh.. next?

Hmm, who am I?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you mortal?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

1. Yes, I am mortal.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a man?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

2. No, I am not a man.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a hobbit?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

3. Yes, I am a Hobbit.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you one of the fellowship?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

4. No, I am not.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you male?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

5. No, I am not a masculine person.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you married to Sam Gamgee?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

6. No, I am not married to Samwise Gamgee.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you related to Bilbo Baggins?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

7. Yes, sorta a bit am I related to Bilbo.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Lobelia Sackville-Baggins?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

8. No, I am not Lobelia.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a Took?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

9. Yes, I am a Took.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Belladonna Took?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

10. No, I am not Belladonna.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Diamond of Longcleave?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

11. No, I am not Diamond.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a sister of Peregrine (Pippin) Took?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

12. No, I am not a sister of Peregrin Took.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a reason no one wanted to marry your son?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

13. No, that neither. But yes, I am married as you imply.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you married to the Old Took?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

14. Sorry, but I am a daughter of the Tooks, married and have a son.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Mirabella Took?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

15. No, I am not Mirabella Brandybuck - Took.

Note, you're close.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Donnamira Brandybuck? Note: there's only one more female hobbit after this one! Haha

[Aikári Salmarinian]

16. Nah, I am not Donnamira Boffin - Took.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Rosa Baggins?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

17. No, I am not Rosa Took - Baggins, but she is rather strongly related to me.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Lalia Clayhanger Took, also called Lalia the Fat?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

18. No I am not Laila, as I am directly connected to Rosa Baggins (hint).

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Esmeralda Took? (Thanks for the hint!)

[Aikári Salmarinian]

19. Yes I am Esmeralda Brandybuck - Took, the mother of Merry.

Anson: You're up!

[AnsonLongbottom]

Whew! Okay! What am I?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Anson: You weren't discouraged, hopefully? I thought, let's take Merry's mom, hobbit women have different surnames on marriage. Ah well, I'll take a shot on your choice now and discover later what it is. Fun so far *g*

Hmm, are you in the Shire?