A Caption Contest
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Balrog
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When your kinky but don't like the feel of latex
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Storyteller
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"With each film slated to be almost four hours long, budget cuts have become increasingly necessary. Unfortunately, one of those cuts means Gollum must now look like a weirdo in a costume rather than a CGI work of art."
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Istari Savant
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Hey Aragorn, swing him around a few times. Maybe some of that stink’ll blow off him!
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Sage of Khazad-dûm
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But you said you were going to play the doggy!
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Master Torturer
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"This leash demeans us both."
(If The Simpsons' baby translator worked for Gollum.
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(If The Simpsons' baby translator worked for Gollum.
)Loremistress Emerita | she/her
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Thain of The Mark
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These were all STRONG CONTENDERS 
But @KingODuckingham , yours made me *actually* laugh out loud, so I declare you winner of this round. Next picture is yours!
But @KingODuckingham , yours made me *actually* laugh out loud, so I declare you winner of this round. Next picture is yours!
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Alright! Time to figure out how to post an image to the new plaza!
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Counsellor of Gondor
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"You've got this contest. Just keep your focus. More fierce, and sell the makeup."
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Forester of Lothlorien
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Saruman: "what do we want?"
Uruk hai: "...uhhh...More hugs?"
Saruman: "Yes, more hugs and when do we want it?"
Uruk hai: "Now?..We want the hugs now!"
Saruman: "Ok, get out there with your bad, sticky self! Demand those hugs!"
Uruk hai: "...uhhh...More hugs?"
Saruman: "Yes, more hugs and when do we want it?"
Uruk hai: "Now?..We want the hugs now!"
Saruman: "Ok, get out there with your bad, sticky self! Demand those hugs!"
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Black Númenórean
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Saruman: "Umm...."
Lurtz: "What?!" *breathes heavily*
Saruman: "Did you not hear the lady on youtube specifically say to put the the blue glittery eyeshadow on your EYELIDS?!"
Lurtz: "What?!" *breathes heavily*
Saruman: "Did you not hear the lady on youtube specifically say to put the the blue glittery eyeshadow on your EYELIDS?!"
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Storyteller
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Uruk with indigestion: *blurghh*
Saruman: "I gave you one instruction, do NOT eat the halflings. You better find a way to excrete that Ring, and make sure it's clean before you give it to me!"
Saruman: "I gave you one instruction, do NOT eat the halflings. You better find a way to excrete that Ring, and make sure it's clean before you give it to me!"
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Istari Savant
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“Don’t let him get too close! You might get some of that stink on you!
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Elven Enchanter
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"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm
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Galadhrim Bowmaster
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When that Wish order for a hunk arrives and its not exactly what you wanted but you'll make do because muscles and faces can be covered with a paper bags.
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Sage of Khazad-dûm
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You are a strong, independent woman.
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Istari Steward
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@Liläth I like the image of Saruman being a motivational speaker. Now find us a new image!
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Forester of Lothlorien
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Yaaayyy!! Ok, here you go people.
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New Soul
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Aragorn smiled confidently at the beauty contest judges. Who said elves had the better hair? He was a shoo-in
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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.
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When others ride out to win renown, let me chosen to tend the house.
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Balrog
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That nervous smile you have when you realize your crush is your 5th cousin 87 times removed
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I feel like this round's entries are especially good, I can't even think of anything to compete but I sure am enjoying them 
Bealdorhaelend
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@Frost your up. out of the others, it made me laugh the most.
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Balrog
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Alrighty lads, lasses, and everyone in between, it's time to make me laugh!
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"Did you hear that, Merry? My new contract says I am legally taller than you!"
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"What do I think about the script for The Hobbit? Well I...I think we should ask Dom first!!! Dom, what do you think???"
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Pippen: "Look, Merry, this guy has a list of the top hundred 2nd Breakfast places too!!"
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Merry's reaction after learning that Pippin traded away half of their salaries for a third breakfast in the new contract.
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Pippin: "Look! I've got singing lines in Return of the King! Do you wanna hear them now?"
Merry: "Ehhh....."
Merry: "Ehhh....."
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Balrog
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Well done everyone! I laughed at them all, but I have to pick one of you so @Arothir you're up!
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All right, here we go!
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Two hobbits realizing Ted Sandyman has been testing a bulldozer all the way through Bywater, colorized (1419 SR)
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Storyteller
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"If I see one more film crew in the Shire..."
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Black Númenórean
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Husband: eruguhghhehg
Wife: LOOK at what your beef stew and taters did to my husband! I demand a public apology and full payment of his medical bills!
Wife: LOOK at what your beef stew and taters did to my husband! I demand a public apology and full payment of his medical bills!
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The Sackville-Bagginses were not impressed by the night club getting put in across the street
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All of these were good, but @Gwai gets this one! Your turn to post!
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Happy captioning!
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Your expression after being forced to listen to the ten hour version of "We're taking the hobbits to Isengard"
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When others ride out to win renown, let me chosen to tend the house.
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Your face when you realise that your perfectly perfect hair is no longer perfect.
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That face when Eowyn is headed your way with a great thick bowl of soup.
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Chief Counsellor of Gondor
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Legolas did not expect Gimli to follow through with his dare to place mumakil droppings in Aragorn's boots.
A Loquacious Loreman.
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Tis the season of Sean Bean prequel shows
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Forester of Lothlorien
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When you hear Lord Elrond recount how Thorin and company bathed in the Rivendell fountains.
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"That orc must use the same conditioner I do!"
May the Horse be with you.
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Ent Ancient
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"I have to appear in TWO The Hobbit films? I'll never get to go West at this rate..."
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"Bless you" Gimli stated prematurely, and then laughed as the frustrated Legolas found himself in that terrible limbo of desperately needing to sneeze, but not quite managing to.
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"What do you mean, we're adding a love triangle to the script???"
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Young Orlando Bloom was understandably shocked when he looked into his future and saw his engagement to Katy Perry.
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Child of Gondor
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"What do you mean my hairs out of place??!!"
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KingODuckingham wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:41 pm That face when Eowyn is headed your way with a great thick bowl of soup.
These were hilarious! @KingODuckingham I'm going to have to go with the soup! You're up!
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Yay, thanks Gwai! How about some captions for a man of highest quality?
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When you see Aragorn play the Friend card with Eowyn.
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