A Caption Contest
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Legolas held tightly to Boromir as they watched Jack and Rose "flying" on the front of the Titanic. "It's just so beautiful!" Boromir sniffed, wiping a tear.
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Boromir: One beer?
Legolas: Ok, one beer.
...Boromir and Legolas 6 hours later.
Boromir: One beer?
Legolas: Ok, one beer.
...Boromir and Legolas 6 hours later.
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Most photoshopped photo in LLL.
"You want a selfie with Middle-earth's most eligible bachelor?"
(Boromir: "Me!!!")
"You want a selfie with Middle-earth's most eligible bachelor?"
(Boromir: "Me!!!")
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Sean Bean puts the "corpse" in "corpsing".
May the Horse be with you.
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Orlando was grossly aware that this would get out to the Legolas Lovers and he would never hear the end of it.
Sean was just happy to be included in an image that didn't involve him dead for once.
Sean was just happy to be included in an image that didn't involve him dead for once.
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Pssstt... @Isolde Alarion 
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Legolas: "Ai, ai! A balrog! A balrog is come!"
Boromir: "And IT DOES HAVE WINGS!"
Boromir: "And IT DOES HAVE WINGS!"
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Legolas: Why are you smiling, Boromir?
Boromir: Because I see @Isolde Alarion coming to judge the contest! Our waiting will not have been in vain!
Boromir: Because I see @Isolde Alarion coming to judge the contest! Our waiting will not have been in vain!
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As @Isolde Alarion passed by, many men were overjoyed at the sight of her beauty and elegance such that they grinned like fools. But among them, an elf looked on with melancholy wistfulness, saddened in the knowledge that this wonderful mortal would only grace the world for the fleetingly short lifespan of her people, and that the world would be less bright and hopeful once she had gone.
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Sorry guys...didn't realize I had to pick the next one. *facepalm*
I chose Boromir88!!! ..Just because I can relate. LOL!!
Wamba & Allacan get honorable mention because you crack me up!!
I chose Boromir88!!! ..Just because I can relate. LOL!!
Wamba & Allacan get honorable mention because you crack me up!!
Isolde Alarion/Rohan~Nelladel Alarion/Gondor~Mourgan Alarion/Gondor ~ Dahak/ Umbar ~ Relic RIP
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Oops, sorry just checking the thread and realized I was picked! Thanks @Isolde Alarion. Ok caption this...
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Sam hadn't wanted to go to near the naturist enclave, and after meeting their representative, was quite convinced to keep his clothes on. Frodo was being swayed toward the dark side though; lured by the honeyed words of their nearly naked guest.
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Gollum was sure he had Star Baker in the bag, until Sam, mercilessly prodding the cauldron-shaped cake with a blunt forefinger, crushed his dreams by pronouncing it underbaked.
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Gollum was disgusted when Sam proceeded to put Just A Little Bit of Pixie Dust in the stew
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Ack, forgot it was my choice. 
. Thank you, all great entries. @Lirimaer, I'm imagining a hilarious conversation with Gollum trying to lure the hobbits to his naturist community. 
You're next.
. Thank you, all great entries. @Lirimaer, I'm imagining a hilarious conversation with Gollum trying to lure the hobbits to his naturist community. You're next.A Loquacious Loreman.
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Thank you, thank you! It's all about the weird imagery!
Since we're in Halloween mode, I'm invoking MCU pics!
Since we're in Halloween mode, I'm invoking MCU pics!
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Both Hawkeye and Captain America were enthusiastic proponents of the rule "He who smelt it dealt it", and so they both tried very hard not to acknowledge the stench of Hulk's farts until the other had already caved.
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The common looks I get when I let slip I have no idea who either of these characters are and never seen any of their movies. 
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Captain America: "They told me we'd all be wearing our costumes..."
Hawkeye: "They told me Captain America wouldn't be here..."
Hawkeye: "They told me Captain America wouldn't be here..."
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Eh, I think 3 days is long enough. @Boromir88 you are missing a treat with some of these ... if you like humour, of course - I can give you a short list. You'd miss a ton of backstory but since you're not wearing your bovvered pocket ... But for not watching Winter Soldier I am docking you 100 points. See me afterwards.
@Allacan ob Burzum the floor is yours!
@Allacan ob Burzum the floor is yours!
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Ooh I don’t think I ever won one of these before! Happy me 
If we are allowed Halloween special pics then I’m going to drag in the Gondor theme for some Original Series Trek; have fun captioning this one;
If we are allowed Halloween special pics then I’m going to drag in the Gondor theme for some Original Series Trek; have fun captioning this one;
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Bones and Scotty both attempting (and utterly failing) to try and learn how to dance with an invisible partner.
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When Bones finally got sick of dancing by himself: Damn it Jim I'm a Doctor not a Jigger.
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Bones: Scotty, I don't mind you being my girl, but please turn around ...
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Scotty and the Doctor were playing air instruments before it was ever popular.
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"Dammit, Jim, if you can't beam us out of here quick, this alien Dancing Gas will literally boogie us on down! To death!"
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@Lirimaer takes the lead this time for making me laugh out the loudest, although I giggled at them all.
Over to you Liri
Over to you Liri
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Me again? 
Let's go and see Thor Ragnarok!
Let's go and see Thor Ragnarok!
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Just-released sneak-peeks of dress rehearsals from Broadway's upcoming smash hit: "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End"!
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Your fashion designers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
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Now try our next exquisite creation: a potato spiral with an orange on top!
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“Behold the Scepter of Inevitable Destiny upon which rests the Orb of Unavoidable Fate, oh thunder-lizard of Temporal Invasion! This is not your Cretaceous kingdom. Banish! Banish!”
Somewhere along the way, Ian Malcolm’s attempt to re-tell the story of what happened in Jurassic Park through the medium of interpretative performance theatre had gone in a really weird, absurdist direction.
Somewhere along the way, Ian Malcolm’s attempt to re-tell the story of what happened in Jurassic Park through the medium of interpretative performance theatre had gone in a really weird, absurdist direction.
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I am afraid the Pratchett quote won my heart quite early. No doubt @Wamba_the_Fool was one of those ne'er-do-wells who sent in their own lyrics to Nanny Ogg's bawdy song, causing yet another rendition of the oft-repeated phrase, Oh dearie dearie me!
The floor is yours, sir.
The floor is yours, sir.
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Huzzah! Try this, frood dudes:
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Dr Strange's new bellybutton mood ring was quite adept at telling folk when to stay away. Green, they had all learned to their cost, meant amorous.
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"Wait, I've lost track of how many futures I've looked at. Was it nine million six hundred and seventy eight thousand two hundred and forty three, or nine million two hundred and forty three thousand six hundred and seventy eight? Guess I'll have to start over..."
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Someone ought to tell Dr. Strange that Woodstock ended... 51 years ago.
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Groovy, @Dwimmerlaik!
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@Wamba_the_Fool, I'm assuming that means you're handing the round to me. If so, thank you! If not, I apologise sincerely!
Anyway, let's go back to Middle-earth now.
Anyway, let's go back to Middle-earth now.
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Nay, you've got the right of't. I could have been clearer. Carry on!
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The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club!
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Aragorn: "Yeah, sorry buddy but those mints aren't strong enough; your breath still stinks"
Lurtz: "Fine, I'll call off the date with Gollum then"
Aragorn: "And please, for the love of the Maiar, see a dentist!"
Lurtz: "Fine, I'll call off the date with Gollum then"
Aragorn: "And please, for the love of the Maiar, see a dentist!"
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Viggo, to his credit, had tried to learn to lip read.
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Oops, it's been eleven days already.
@Nessa Saelind, that fits really well. Take it away!
@Nessa Saelind, that fits really well. Take it away!
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Thanks Dwimm now onto the hard part: finding a photo.
*please hold caller*
OK, here we go!
now onto the hard part: finding a photo. *please hold caller*
OK, here we go!
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Aggressive!kleptomaniac!Pippin saw no shame in searching other people's pockets for both pipe and weed.
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Pippin: 'He said we were going for second breakfast!! That doesn't look like an INN!!!!"
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Pippin realizes they come in pints, and that he is not going to get one.
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Pippin: Don't hold me back, don't hold me back! You're lucky Aragorn's holding me back.
Aragorn: I'm not holding you back.
Aragorn: I'm not holding you back.
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Ah, sorry, sorry! Forgot that 2 weeks have passed and I really should have picked someone! Sorry! What can I say, I am a Woman of a Certain Age™
@Drifa the second breakfast made me snort with laughter, so the floor is yours. :-)
@Drifa the second breakfast made me snort with laughter, so the floor is yours. :-)
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