Who, What, or Where, (In The Name of Arda) Am I?

[AnsonLongbottom]

No, I am not the invisible doors.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

The stone trolls of Bilbo?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not the stone trolls. What other questions might narrow it down?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No idea, I am trying, there are not much objects what are not stone structures.

Are you the stone throne of Aragorn?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Nope. Here's a clue: I am a certain shape.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Okay, are you the stone of Erech, Orossar?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not the stone of Erech. Think smaller.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you Angbor, the stone in the forest of Brethil?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not Angbor. Smaller.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Smaller? Okay, are you perhaps the threefarthing stone then in the Shire? Where the Southfarthing, Westfarthing and Eastfarthing come together?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not. Think portable.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

A portable stone? Something perhaps the people carried with them? Hmm.. I am thinking of portable stones that travel you from one point to the other, but those aren't in Tolkien. Kind of teleporting. My next question:

Are you a gem stone in ring?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Not a gemstone in a ring. This is definitely a Tolkein thing! It's called a _____ stone!

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you thinking of outlander perhaps? <g>

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yeah in Outlander lol. Not a shiny gemstone? Neither it can be the Palantiri stones. Those aren't portable. You chose something really challenging *g* I am quite clueless now and Tolkien Gateway offers no ideas anymore. I can't keep the teleporting idea out of my head.

Is it some kind of a vanishing stone?

[AnsonLongbottom]

The Palantir of Orthanc... wasn't it carried in the books? Or am I confusing with the film? It is indeed that Palantir. And outlander is another Iverson of mine lol. You are up!

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yeah they were transported from Numenor to Middle Earth, that is right. I hadn't thought of that. But brilliant choice and how it set me on a different course of thinking. Was highly amusing.

Ehm, where am I?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you in Mordor? And above is supposed to say obsession, not Iversion!

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not in Mordor.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you in Eriador?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not in Eriador.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you in Rohan?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not in Rohan.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you in Arnor?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not in Arnor.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you in Beleriand?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yes, I am in Beleriand.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you in Falas?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yes, I am in Falas.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a river?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not a river.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you a mountain range?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

No, I am not a mountain range.

[AnsonLongbottom]

Are you Barad Nimros, the Whitehorn Tower?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Yes, I am. Well done!

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yahoo! Ok then, who am I?

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Hehe, indeed. Are you human?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not human.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you an orc?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not an orc

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a dwarf?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not a dwarf.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you an elf?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes! I am an elf!

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you masculine?

[AnsonLongbottom]

Yes, I am masculine.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

Are you a Moriquendi?

[AnsonLongbottom]

I am not a Moriquendi.

[Aikári Salmarinian]

You are Calaquendi then. Do you live in Valinor?

[AnsonLongbottom]

No, I am neither Calaquendi.