A Caption Contest

Where now are the horse and rider? In here, probably.
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Arien
Silky Gooseness
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Caption this picture and make me laugh hard enough to snort beer out of my nose. Or mead. Or whatever. Rohirrim drink whatever, correct?
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Dwim
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Reikon Suchi-ru
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"You see that guy over there? He's gonna break your legs if you so much as THINK about making any Magneto jokes."
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Hey Gandalf, where did you find that hat?
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"Returning to the Fanatics Plaza should be a breeze. It's been a long while, though. Do you think these costumes for our characters will be plausible?"

"Sure. We'll all just jump in like we used to back in the early 2000's. Back then, nobody minded if we ordered a hamburger in the pub or had a jacuzzi in Khazad Dum or if we God-moded the GM's storyline. We figured it out then and we'll figure it out now."
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“That was his tooth! Did anyone else see that? His tooth went flying when he jumped down.”
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"Second star to the right, and straight on till morning."
Baingíl Randír
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"Look, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."

"Think we should do something about that?"

"Nah."
Nerwen Nuke-queen
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"So I'm gonna tap that guy's shoulder, then you guys steal his doughnuts!"
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Sir Ian: "So help me, PJ, Orlando, if those other guys beat us in the dance off because you guys are busy goofing off, I'm gonna go full Magneto on this place".
Melkor
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"You can pass, you know?"
Arien
Silky Gooseness
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Baingíl Randír wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 4:01 am "Look, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."

"Think we should do something about that?"

"Nah."
hahaha Bain yours was my favourite

Do you/anyone else want to post the next pic?!
FireroseArien
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"Is that the 90s? Can we please go back to the 90s I've got a baseball cap and everything?"
Baingíl Randír
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Thanks, Sil!

Let's see, how about some captions for this.
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Fairy Nuff
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"It comes in pints?!"
Dwim
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"Narv's in control of everything!?"
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“The Plaza is back?!? I can’t believe it!”
Dimcairien Luiniel
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Wait, something fun can actually happen in quarantine?
Oro
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Look at all the spamming and glomping!
Lita.
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The gang was surprised to learn that they did, in fact, leave with the oven on.
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The look that occurs when you're told you cannot destroy the ring as travel restrictions have been implemented across Middle Earth
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You mean all we had to do was go down the market, buy a bottle of bleach and inject him with it?
FireroseArien
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Is....is that freely available yeast?]
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"Toilet Paper"
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"What do you mean, I can't see my hair stylist?!"
Nerwen Nuke-queen
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Garlic!! On Bread!?!
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Baingíl Randír
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Aelita Sedryn wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 5:58 am The gang was surprised to learn that they did, in fact, leave with the oven on.
'Twas a difficult decision, but I choose this caption as the one that made me chuckle the most.

Next pic is up to you! Or someone else if you'd rather not, I suppose.
Lita.
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Thank you! ☺

New picture:

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Caption away!
Ult
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When your arm is in cramp but people think you are cheering so you just keep smiling in agony to not dissapoint
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Sam felt awkward. "Um, yes, Mister Frodo, I can definitely tell you've been working out".
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No no no, we agreed to go on shoot. Rock Paper Scissors shoot!
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Sam: "Look, Mr. Frodo, my hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my wrist."
Frodo: "Well MY hands are so big I can touch my finger and thumb around my bicep."
Sam: "No, I'm afraid you just have small arms".
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"114 rolls of toilet paper, Sam? Bill is not going to be able the carry that. Sam you need to see the apothecary of you need that much toilet paper".
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Lita.
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Reikon Suchi-ru wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 1:59 pm "See this bicep? This is what happens after you CARRY the entire Fellowship during this entire Quest!"
All of the entries were great, but I must declare @Reikon Suchi-ru as the winner! You can share the next picture :smiley24:
Reikon Suchi-ru
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Ooh fancy! Well here goes:

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Not all who wander are lost...except that guy. He's DEFINITELY lost.- JRR Tolkien, probably
Eldrith
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How do you like your Hobbit?
Raw, rare, medium rare, toasted?
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Pallador
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(Speaking with voice of the ring) You are getting very, very sleepy. When I say Baggins you will wake up but will remember nothing of this tossing the ring into Mt. Doom nonsense!
Thalionwen Hunigfolm
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"Should've pawned it when I had the chance"
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Rochindil Eltoran
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I would not destroy the one ring, but elijah wood :smiley8:
Gwai
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It had been a bad divorce, but Frodo felt the long journey to Mt Doom was worth it to finally get rid of that wedding ring. Just needed Sam to take the pic to post on on Insta, and they could come up with a clever hashtag over Second Breakfast
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Nerwen Nuke-queen
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If it swings anticlockwise, its a baby girl, and clockwise a boy!!
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It was a dirty job, but Frodo knew that recovering the ring from the toilet was preferable to telling his wife he'd lost it.
Reikon Suchi-ru
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@Thalionwen with the win! :smiley9: Next picture is yours!
Not all who wander are lost...except that guy. He's DEFINITELY lost.- JRR Tolkien, probably
Thalionwen Hunigfolm
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Fantastic, thank you!!! :smiley8:

Have at it, one and all!

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Dimcairien Luiniel
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Gondorian soldier in the background - "Excuse me, gotta go."
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Artanis / Éomund / Brandor / Zarâm
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"Ugh, I knew I should have asked Mom for a goldfish instead."
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Gondorian guy: "Bro, whatever they're paying you for this, isn't enough"
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